Order of the Stick #326

Felix · Jun 23, 2006

326 was posted earlier today. Reminds me of the "Troll buffet" my last DM was kicking around a year or two ago...

Fish Priest · Jun 23, 2006

Who hasn't thought of that idea? My favourite, though, is the guy who had a city built around keeping the tarrasque immobile (it had a few thousand immovable rods stuck through it) and harvesting its body parts for everything from armour to food.

Pbartender · Jun 23, 2006

It reminded me of one of our more recent adventures, in which I introduced an ostracized renegade hermit Illithid, who decided at some point that he'd rather not eat the brains of intelligent creatures anymore. He had a hydra chained up in his back yard. Whenever he got hungry, he'd immobilize it, suck the brains out of one of the heads -- killing the one head -- cut off the dead head, and wait for it to grow back.

It gave him an unlimitied supply of non-sapient brains to eat... And a handy "guard dog" for his backyard.

Seonaid · Jun 23, 2006

Ahahahahahaha, this one was great! Just had to say that.

Andor · Jun 23, 2006

Panel 3 was the funniest Belkar has ever been. :lol:

Balgus · Jun 23, 2006

Andor said:
Panel 3 was the funniest Belkar has ever been.

It would work better if he had a guilletine.

He could also have been Henry VIII

Odhanan · Jun 23, 2006

Andor said:
Panel 3 was the funniest Belkar has ever been.

This one really made me laugh my ass off.

Dog Moon · Jun 23, 2006

I like the Goblin. I wonder what he's doing with all that gold.

the Jester · Jun 23, 2006

That was awesome.

Hurray for being back on the adventure!

Crothian · Jun 23, 2006

Kwitchit said:
Who hasn't thought of that idea? My favourite, though, is the guy who had a city built around keeping the tarrasque immobile (it had a few thousand immovable rods stuck through it) and harvesting its body parts for everything from armour to food.

My favorite was always Slaad farming