Orlandu pays a visit to the human's arena.. searching for a challenge.

[Skarnkai]

*walks slowly to the arena of the ancient masters, ignoring the looks he gets from the common folk. He sits wordlessly on a bench next to the fighting area, awaiting a courageous challenger*

 

[Jin Chi]

Jin Chi issues the challenge

Young, and eager to earn his reputation, Jin Chi eyes the monstrous warrior waiting in the arena.

He bows before the gigantic ogre. "I will fight you."

 

[Skarnkai]

*bows in return* I see, a follower of the ancient ways? I will be honored to do battle with one who remembers them. *awaits a judge for this match*

 

[reiella]

If both agree, then Ancestral Meowth can judge.

 

[Jin Chi]

Jin Chi agrees

Jin Chi nods to the judge and looks back over to his opponent.

 

[Skarnkai]

This will be fine with me *bows to the judge*

 

[reiella]

The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the steppes north-east of the Jade Gate on the dusk of the snake.

Insult Round then I believe, no?

 

[Skarnkai]

It is your custom and I will follow it to the best of my ability. I hope you understand I mean no insult, but tradition is tradition.

I find your Lady to be insidious, your citadel to be foul-smelling, and your armor to be clumsy.

Your human women are crafty and sneaky, while your homes and forts smell of the livestock you keep, and finally you rely on wood and steel you protect your thin hides.

 

[Jin Chi]

Jin Chi looks uncomfortable

Looking embarassed, Jin Chi again nods to the judge. "My Master warned me about this tradition. I do not understand it, but I will try my best."

Looking apologetically over to the ogre, Jin Chi ventures,

"I find your sister to be flatulent, your household to be malodorous, and your moves to be ignorant."

After he realizes what he has said, Jin Chi blushes profusely.

 

[reiella]

Mreowth Mreowth! Flatuletn sister make house smell bad! REOOOOWtth! Insult Round to Jin Chi! Set style and flags.