[OT] A feat for this kind of divination?

[mooker]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...id=573&u=/nm/20020709/od_nm/buttocks_wap_dc_1

Maybe even a Prestige Class!

Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future
Tue Jul 9,11:55 AM ET
By Nick Tattersall

BERLIN (Reuters) - Forget palm-reading. A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.

Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny.

"The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told Reuters. "It goes on developing throughout your life."

By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a client's posterior, he says he can tell them about their future monetary success, family life, health and happiness.

He says lines representing success, career and artistic ability extend inwards from the outer extremities of the buttocks, while a further five lines radiate outwards.

 

[Tsyr]

"I see... I see... sometime in the near future, you will be... wait, it's comming to me... you will be... sexualy harrased... and not be aware of it..."

 

[William Ronald]

Feat: Fanny Forecasting
Prerequisite: Must have either access to divination spells or clairsentient abilities.
Description: Once per day per character level, the character can attempt a divination equal in effect and duration to an augury spell on another individual. Note that the character suffers a negative -5 penalty to saving throws from all stinking cloud and repulsion gas effects emanating from that individual during the time of the reading. The saving throw penalty is increased to -10 if the individual who is being augured has had any smelly foods such as beans in the last 24 hours.

 

[ninthcouncil]

Feat: Fanny Forecasting

You might want to reconsider that name for the British market - fanny means something else here Only by a couple of inches, but they make all the difference!

 

[William Ronald]

You are right, ninthcouncil. And not everyone has a fanny in the sense of the word that you are using it. (Forgot about the British slang.)

Very well. Make it Derriere Divination or Petard Prognostication.

This thread makes a DC roll of 30 to avoid being too risque.