a) Auditioning for an Energizer commerical (that dang bunny is asking for too much money in his new contract)
b) Simultaneously trying to untie his hands from behind his back and shake off those headphones with the stupid Britney Spears mps3 pumping through at hgh volume
c) Despirately trying to get off the treadmill
d) Failing his save against Otto's Irresistable Dance
"And this, gentlemen, is why Devis the Bard, in d20 modern, should not have accepted the handjob from Mialee, as we all know she took shocking grasp as signiature spell."