Catulle
Hero
Rel said:Are the good people of Great Britain (and Australia too apparently) supposed to gnaw through a piece of rope that needs to be parted?
Umm... No. This is what could be called 'an exaggeration'.
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Barry
Rel said:Are the good people of Great Britain (and Australia too apparently) supposed to gnaw through a piece of rope that needs to be parted?
Catulle said:
Umm... No. This is what could be called 'an exaggeration'.
Kahuna Burger said:
You like jail? I'm sure there are other ways you could get there without buying a mellon and giving up a nice knife...![]()
Kahuna Burger
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
Heretic Apostate said:
Kahuna Burger, on the chance that you're not joking:
The comment made about sticking a knife into a melon came from a hilarious segment that was, I believe, on Saturday Night Live. It was "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey."
Kahuna Burger said:
You deleted the post with more information. Silly poster...
anyway, your other post clarified that pen knives are allowed. The main problem with this thread is that people are saying "knife" as though it means anything useful. One person says "you can't have a knife" thinking about hunting knives, stillettoes and 'fast' blades, and another looks at the penknife on his keychain and says "AHHH! 1984! Statism!" as his knee jerks wildly... *cough* ok, that part hasn't actually happened, luckily.But Dwarf hasn't had a chance to post since I asked for a clarification on his knife, and as such I am completely withholding judgement on his situation.
Kahuna Burger
You're quite right (but hey, I admitted the idiot thing, right?). My suspicion, at least at present, is that it's not so much a knife-legality issue as a problem-with-the-boss one. I await the clarification though.Kahuna Burger said:You deleted the post with more information. Silly poster...