[OT] Every person owns 3.761 cows

[Jeph]

I only own one. Her name is Bessy, she's two and a half feat tall, made out of plastic, is inflatable, and has "Wisconsin: American Dairy Land" written on her in yellow ink. I'd stat her at Str 0, Dex 0, Con -, Int -, Wis 0, Cha 0. Does anyone else have any cows?

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

No cows here, but I hear there are seven billion chickens in Greyhawk.

 

[Airwolf]

I only own one. Her name is Bessy, she's two and a half feat tall, made out of plastic, is inflatable, and has "Wisconsin: American Dairy Land" written on her in yellow ink. I'd stat her at Str 0, Dex 0, Con -, Int -, Wis 0, Cha 0. Does anyone else have any cows?

If you want to talk about your inflatable dolls perhaps you should head over to Nutkinland and go to the 'Under the Matress' (or whatever they are calling now) section.