(OT Food) I nee a pasta sauce for tonight!

Another good trick to making excellent pasta sauce is to use more than one type of meat. I forget the exact name of the sauce, but traditionally I think its beef, pork sausage, and veal. But I usually just go with half a pound of ground beef and half a pound of sausage. When you let that stuff cook for an hour or two, it tastes awesome!
 
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Tallarn said:
This place never ceases to amaze me. All that creative knowledge and expertise, and people can cook as well? Cool.

Of the various people I game with, currently two women and six guys...

Three of the guys (Myself included) are good cooks, neither of the women can cook ramen if their life depended on it.

I know that's being sexist probably, but I've always thought that was a tad unusual. So do the women, I guess, because they tease us all the time because of it.

Like tdc said...

When you get a community this big, there are bound to be some people with pretty much any skill you are looking for. What makes ENWorld so great is people are willing, glad even, to help each other out.

On another point...

Another good trick to making excellent pasta sauce is to use more than one type of meat. I forget the exact name of the sauce, but traditionally I think its beef, pork sausage, and veal. But I usually just go with half a pound of ground beef and half a pound of sausage. When you let that stuff cook for an hour or two, it tastes awesome!

My suggestion, going this route, is 1/2 sausage, preferably something with a bit of bite to it, 1/2 ground venison... then add just a touch of chopped bacon, just to give it that unique bacony-flavor.
 

Here's one of my own invention - if you like avacado's you will love this - use good olive oil and a ripe avacado. The measurements do not have to be exact. This is easy and delicious.

Steak and Avacado Alfredo

1/4 cup butter
1/4 cup olive oil
3 cloves garlic (minced)
1 lb. of steak 1/4 inch cubes
2 tbsp white wine
3 tsp salt
1 cup cream
2 ripe avacados - diced 1/8-1/4 inch cubes
1/2 cup grated parmesan (fresh is best)
chopped parsley (optional)

Marinate the steak cubes in the white wine and the salt.
Melt the butter in the oil with the garlic at medium-high heat. Add the steak and cook in the butter until done. Add the cream. Let thicken slightly. Turn heat to Low (very important as it keeps the cheese from being stringy). Add the Avacado. Stir for about a minute. Add the parmesan. Stir well. Let thicken slightly. If desired add parsley at this point. Salt and pepper to taste. Add to 1 lb. of cooked pasta.
 
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for those of you too cool to click on my link :)

Who's ready for some of my world-famous spaghetti? You're going to love it, because I am a seriously excellent cook. Just ask anyone who knows me.

A lot of guys don't know how to cook, because they look at it as women's work. That's a totally sexist attitude to have, though, because all the world's best chefs are men.

Whenever I invite friends from work over for my famous spaghetti, they always rave about it. Lori and Debra love to joke about how I'm going to make somebody a great husband someday. There are a lot of other things I know how to make, too, like the best cheeseburgers and my extra-special macaroni and cheese with tuna and peas. I also make the world's greatest tacos. It's become sort of a football-season tradition for the guys to come over and watch the game and eat my amazing tacos complete with lettuce, sour cream, and grated cheddar cheese.

But even with all that other stuff I can cook, it's my spaghetti that's the real masterpiece. I've often thought about opening my own Italian restaurant. Maybe someday I will. Lucky for you, though, I'm going to tell you my amazing recipe right now. You might think that making really good spaghetti isn't worth the trouble, especially when you could just heat up some frozen crap in no time flat. But let me tell you, it totally is.

And now for the recipe.

To make great spaghetti, you have to start with the best tomatoes. Get a big jar of Prego spaghetti sauce. One time, I got some generic brand labeled "tomato paste" because it was less expensive, but it didn't have any flavor at all. The spaghetti was ruined. So trust me, don't get some :):):):)ty generic brand. Get Prego.

Once you've got your sauce, put it in a pan and set it to simmer. Then, add a can of mushrooms. After that, take a green pepper and an onion and cut them up into little pieces. Put those in the pan and let it all simmer for about 20 minutes. Adding all this stuff will cause the sauce to stop bubbling, but don't worry: After a few minutes, it will start bubbling again.

Cook up about a pound of hamburger in a frying pan. Now, for my secret ingredient: Add a spoonful of garlic salt to the hamburger. You can find garlic salt in the spice section of any good supermarket. Stir all of this into the spaghetti sauce. Julia Child, eat your heart out!

At this point, the only thing left to do is put some spaghetti and a spoonful of salt into a pot of boiling water. I always use Creamette. It's the kind in the green box. There's nothing in the world like freshly made pasta! Just ask the Italians.

Speaking of Italians, I've got a love tip for all you guys out there. Having a girl over for dinner is the slickest move you can make. And if you want to make it a really special night, while shopping for the spaghetti ingredients, get a loaf of French bread and a container of Parmesan cheese. A good supermarket will have all different sizes of Parmesan cans. The one to get, though, is one with a dial on top for pouring out just the right amount.

If you really want to "set the mood," though, get a bottle of wine. Red wine is for red foods like steak and tomato sauce, and white wine is for white things like fish and plain spaghetti. So what color should you get if you're putting red sauce over white spaghetti? Red. This is because when you're mixing dark foods and light, you always want to go with the darker-color wine.

Sometimes, for a special romantic dinner for two, I'll throw a sheet over the coffee table and have us sit on the floor as we eat. Hopefully, you saved the wine bottle from the last girl you had over, because it makes a really sharp-looking candleholder. For a real classy touch, classical music is a great idea, too. I recommend The Best Of Mozart—it's a totally killer disc.

For dessert, buy a carton of gelato. It's like ice cream, only it's fancier. Italians eat it all the time. If you do this, you are guaranteed to get laid.
 


Doctored srore bought sauce

I LOVE my Mom's doctored sauce:
4-5 jars of sauce (Mom like Paul Newman)
browned and cut up ital. sausage (usually cheese and parsley)
browned chop meat OR meatballs (homemade or store bought froz)

sometimes she'll add pork or veal or even... and she simmers it for hours. Then she throws some in the freezer for future use and we scarf the rest.

Mine recipe is simplified:
1-2 jars Ragu meat sauce
1 lb chop meat- browned (with garlic, olive oil and oregano sometimes)
1 pinch garlic powder
1 pinch oregano
1 pinch sugar

simmer for at least 1/2 an hour

...and in the summer
1 lb browned and crumbled ital. sausag
2 cans chopped tomatoes with liquid
olive oil
1-2 cloves garlic
fresh basil

brown sausage, remove, sauté garlic in a bit of oil, add tomatoes and their juice, heat through, add sausage and minced fresh basil

this is great in the summer with ital. bread

Bon Appetite
 

Now, for mine. I generaly only cook for myself, and at most one other, so this recipie is fairly small... it serves two just fine, 3 if you stretch it a bit. Any more than three, though, and you will want to double it.

I set out to create this as a way to work some Japanese flavor into a pasta dish, without turning it into Ramen or something. This was the result. Been well recieved with everyone I've served it to thus far. It's very clearly a spagetti sauce, but it's got just a hint of something different.

1/2 pound ground beef or venison
3/4 cup onion, chopped
4 medium sized s-h-i-t-a-k-e mushrooms, or about 2/3 of a cup, chopped
1 6oz can tomato paste
1 16oz can of stewed/crushed tomatos
2 cloves of garlic, minced
1/2 teaspoon basil
1 teaspoon sage
2 teaspoons parsley
1 teaspoon oregeno
2 teaspoons salt + a bit
5 tablespoons soy sauce
4 tablespoons sake (Rice wine. Not mirin, which is the cooking equivilant, but real sake)
1/4 teaspoon ginger
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
Olive oil
1-2 strip bacon, depending on fat content
Fresh or dry pasta of your choice
Water
1/2 tablespoon pure lemon juice*

1) Place a medium sized frying pan on medium heat. Cook the bacon untill enough bacon grease is in the pan to cook with. Remove the bacon, and eat (if you like) or give to the pet (if you like). You can also break it up and add it to the sauce if you like, but it's not needed.

2) Place the ground meat in the pan, and use a spatual to break it up into whatever size bits of meat you care for. As soon as you're done breaking the meat up, add in the s-h-i-t-a-k-e mushrooms, garlic, and onions. Let that saute until the meat just starts to brown. Add 1 teaspoon sage, 3 teaspoons each of sake and soy sauce, a dash of salt, and let saute further. Stir a bit as needed to prevent burning.

3) Place a medium sized pot on the stove, on the low-end of medium heat. Add tomato paste and tomatos, a dash of salt, and a cup of water. Let that heat untill it starts to bubble gently. It's pretty thick, so it won't bubble that much. Add in lemon juice, if and only if you need it. See below on that.

4) By that time, the meat and onions in the other pan should be about ready. Taste a peice of meat to be sure, if you like. Provided it is ready, and the sauce is bubling, add the meat mixture to the sauce. Let both sit for about five minutes.

5) Add in 1/2 teaspoon basil, 2 teaspoons parsley, 1 teaspoon oregeno, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ginger, and 1/2 teaspoon pepper. Let simmer for about 10 minutes, then turn the heat down a tad. When you turn the heat down, add in the remaining soy sauce and sake. If the sauce is too thick (And mind you, this sauce is supposed to be pretty thick, but if it's too thick for your liking...), add in another half cup or a cup of water, to your liking. Let simmer at least another 10 minutes, preferably 20. Stir occasionaly to prevent it from burning (Because it's thick, it will if you aren't carefull).

6) Put a pot on, fill it halfway with water, add olive oil and a teaspoon of salt to the water, and bring to a boil on high heat. When it starts boiling, turn the heat down to medium and add in your pasta. Cook until tender. Drain water off.

Serve the pasta and the sauce in seperate pans on the table. Some suggested toppings include salt, pepper, parmesean cheese, and for the really adventurous, a bit of crumbled nori.

Enjoy!

*A note on the lemon juice: This is a personal thing... it depends on the tomato paste and so forth... if what you have is sweet, add it. If not, don't. If it's REALLY sweet, double the suggested amount. It helps break up the sweet taste.

*edit* Oh, for the love of pete... It edited out s-h-i-t-a-k-e mushrooms.
 
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Tsyr said:
I set out to create this as a way to work some Japanese flavor into a pasta dish, without turning it into Ramen or something. This was the result. Been well recieved with everyone I've served it to thus far. It's very clearly a spagetti sauce, but it's got just a hint of something different.

Wow, Tsyr, that looks awesome! I'll have to try it sometime.

Daniel
 

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