[OT] Gerbil removal techniques


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There was a rumor that Mr Gere used gerbils for some unusual activities - see below.

Take:

one plastic tube
one gerbile (declawed)
some cocaine

For actual use - please see Wichts post
 
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Wicht said:
I don't think I will get in trouble for refering you to Snopes (Urban legend reference page)

Richard Gere and the Gerbil

Great site - thanks for the link

Actually, I think The Promiscuous Rock Star/I Got Love in my Tummy mentioned on the page above may have been the original urban myth. I seem to remember that in my youth (the '70s) either Rod Stewart or Sean Cassidy was supposed to have made that emergency ROOM trip.

As for the gerbil, it was one of our local anchormen after Gere.

:)

Edit: ROOM
 
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ah. yes.

Now I have to burn out my corneas with drano.

Thanks for the info. As a coincidental note, my work colleagues (women in their 30's and 40's, mostly) and I were talking about such things last week (without it being related to Mr. Gere per se).

We can drop it now :)

diaglo, I got a message, but it was from someone else. Was it on purpose? :)

TS
 

Just so I can get my jab in before this thread get removed, it took my girlfriend a while to figure out why I suggested calling her pet hamster Charmin. Of course in her pristine and pure mind she thought it was because it was white, fluffy, and soft to the touch (kinda like charmin). Oh boy was she wrong :cool:
 


Originally posted on CNN.com

"It has been the most severe rodent disaster since 1993."

I didn't realize that "rodent disasters" were that common a thing. Hurricanes, I can understand as disasters. But rodents? That's just... wierd!
 



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