OT Great moments in Bledisloe 2, 2002

hong

WotC's bitch
1) Mat Rogers carving up the Kiwi defence to score a try, after bombing his first attempt not two minutes previously. You show that Sailor d00d what it's all about!

2) The Austrian try in the first half which happened while Andre Watson was still searching for his contact lenses. It was disallowed, because it's against the law in rugby union for a try to be scored while the ref is blind, you see.

3) The Kiwi try in the second half which happened while the Austrian players were still searching for their contact lenses. It's perfectly all right for a try to be scored while the other team is blind, you see.

4) The Austrian player after the match, who was captured on national television wearing the Bledisloe cup lid as a hat.

5) The match and the Bledisloe cup coming down to a penalty kick in injury time. This nailbiter thing is getting a bit monotonous. It's becoming like basketball, where you can ditch everything except the last 10 minutes of the game.

6) The Kiwi players who were, to a man, "devustatid". This will make it 4 years in a row that Austria has held on to the Bledisloe cup, lid and all.


Hong "truly, it is an Austrian rugby renaissance" Ooi
 

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Boo hiss eek!

Oh well Pinky Paul maybe next year, maybe next year
Why what are we going to do next year Mitchell Brain?
Try and take over the stupid cup you dumb rodent - hey your no rodent your a bloody marsupial!

(oh well at least we beat you guys in the Cycling - 3 Gold yeah!)
 





Heya Hong,

I live in NZ but don't give a fig about rugby.

So you can't hurt me ;)

Congratulations!

Now I have to run and hide before they try me for TREASON.

Ahhh! the sheep are already at the door ...
 

Luiz d'Artayn said:
Heya Hong,

I live in NZ but don't give a fig about rugby.

This, of course, is why you replied to a thread about rugby. ;)

I have heard that there used to be Kiwis who didn't care about rugby, but they were all shot. Or sailed to Austria as refugees, thus raising the average IQ of both countries (to quote one of your former PMs).


So you can't hurt me ;)

Congratulations!

Now I have to run and hide before they try me for TREASON.

Ahhh! the sheep are already at the door ...

Ah, NZ, the land of the long white fleece.


Hong "anyone care to post the stats of a dire sheep?" Ooi
 

hong said:


This, of course, is why you replied to a thread about rugby. ;) ...

Nah, I replied because you once took the time to explain to me the subtle stupidities of javascript's math.random() object ... and I wanted to share in your gloating.

I said I lived in NZ ... I didn't say I *was* a NZer ;)

There are fifty million sheep in this country. Three million of them can vote ... and just did, as a matter of fact.
 

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