[OT - Humor] Could you be more pathetic?

[Pielorinho]

The Brunching Shuttlecocks is at it again, with their feature article, "Could you be more pathetic?"

Here's one of the ways you could be more pathetic:

You could have completely lost that one online argument about how a eighth-level druid could completely kick an eighth-level ranger's ass.

I mean, c'mon. You'd be TOTALLY pathetic if you couldn't win an argument like that. An eighth-level druid could COMPLETELY kick an eighth-level ranger's ass: that druid can wildshape into a big fat brown bear for grappling fun, for one thing, which removes the ranger's ability to use weapons. But first, she can call down two or three flame strikes on poor Mr. Ranger to soften him up. And that's not even counting animal companions.

Anyone think otherwise?

Daniel
who could, just possibly, be more pathetic

 

[hong]

1 way to be more pathetic: sending that in as an email to the editor.

 

[Ashwyn]

Ranger could climb tree, and hide and shoot and stuff. Rangers be good jumpers! Me be ranger, me jump! Bear shake tree? Darn.

 

[Xarlen]

Hey! My left testical isn't fully descended.

Ah well.

 

[Fade]

Wild shape into bird + flame strike.

Crispy ranger.

 

[Zappo]

Wild shape into bird + flame strike.

Crispy ranger.

Bow + arrow.

Chicken for lunch.

 

[hong]

So I finally got around to using the Cyborger on the same site:



Er, um.

 

[TalonComics]

I think I've just found the name of my new line of androids.

Did I mention they'll come in a variety of bright colors?


~Derek

 

[hong]

How to get banned in 4 easy lines

Hey! My left testical isn't fully descended.

Xarlen has only got one ball
Morrus has two but very small
Nemmster is very sim'lar
And poor ol' Ashtal has no balls at all


I'm not sure how to work Piratecat, Angrymainyu, Rangerwicket and Darkness into this. Suggestions, anyone?


Hong "we'll all go together when we go" Ooi