[OT] I want this guy as an NPC on my side!

[Mach2.5]

Why can't my boss be like that? He'd probably have let the shark eat us all, then take the losses as a tax cut at the end of the year

 

[Angcuru]

He is now officially the most bad-ass guy ever!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

He is now officially the most bad-ass guy ever!

I second the motion to name him the most bad-ass guy ever...in fact, I move to name him the MOST R0x0r!ng BAD-@$$ EVAR!!

 

[Angcuru]

I second the motion to name him the most bad-ass guy ever...in fact, I move to name him the MOST R0x0r!ng BAD-@$$ EVAR!!

I second this motion which is in fact the seconding of my initial motion....soo...i guess I.... TRIPLE this motion!!

 

[Impeesa]

He is now officially the most bad-ass guy ever!

Does he even bump off the guy who sawed off his own arm after it was trapped under a boulder and walked back to civilization? They're both pretty hardcore...

--Impeesa--

 

[Angcuru]

Does he even bump off the guy who sawed off his own arm after it was trapped under a boulder and walked back to civilization? They're both pretty hardcore...

--Impeesa--

but he KILLED a SHARK with his BARE HANDS!!!!!.......plus a knife but STILL!!

 

[Dirigible]

Now, if we could find someone who got trapped under a boulder, was attacked by a shark, stranged it to death, ripped it's jaw out and used it to saw through his arm, then walked back to civilisation, en route fighting ten rabid leopards using only his own severed arm...

I forgot my point.

 

[Aaron L]

What about that guy who jumped in the water and beat up a shark after it bit his nephew?

 

[shilsen]

Now, if we could find someone who got trapped under a boulder, was attacked by a shark, stranged it to death, ripped it's jaw out and used it to saw through his arm, then walked back to civilisation, en route fighting ten rabid leopards using only his own severed arm...

I forgot my point.

Can't go that far, but there was a guy at my club back home who killed a leopard with his bare hands. He was attacked while walking through one of the more deserted parts of the tea garden he worked at. He didn't have any weapons, so he simply wrestled the leopard to death. And then he walked back to his office and bandaged himself up.

 

[Dispater]

"He's called 'the Iceman' because he isn't scared of anything," he said. "I know the people in that part of the world. They are really tough."

Insane is more like it.