I have never, EVER, read an article from a major news source that sounded so much like something from the Onion.
Sweet lord what a pathetic individual.
"I've had my heart broken in the past and I now understand that I don't need no evil MAN to make me happy. Now I live in fear that somewhere out there some other woman might find drunken happiness in the arms of an evil MAN and she clearly can't be responsible for her own actions. So I've appointed myself the guardian of her lonliness."
Um, lady, as the old saying goes: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. Hatred leads to wearing funny clothes and acting like nut-job.
In any event, leave people alone! Buy some cats or something and just go away!
*Rel takes a moment to get a grip on himself*
On second thought, do whatever you like. But remember how you always went against what your parents told you to do? Grown adults above legal drinking age don't tend to take kindly to some stranger in a red cape attempting to co-opt their sex lives. Especially in New York City.
I'd venture to guess that a number of couples who weren't planning on sleeping together did so after encountering Terrifica, just to spite the busybody crusader.
Whatever.