[OT] If you could rename Hal

[Mystic Eye]

If you could give Hal a new name what would it be?

 

[333 Dave]

Halbert?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

How about just making the 'a' and 'l' capital and adding 9000.

HAL 9000.

 

[Buttercup]

I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

 

[AGGEMAM]

Why rename HAL, it is IBM one letter removed.

I becomes H
B becomes A
M becomes L

Simple really.

 

[Harlock]

I think Hal looks like a Bob in all the pictures I have seen. For fun I think we should name him Bert though, and Doug, we can rename you Ernie and then we can have many threads wondering if you two are in fact an item.

 

[Mystic Eye]

We were an item but then Hal found out I was married and ran off with the neighborhood poodle, or um, pug or something like that. Now he lives a lonely life on the internet (surfing for porn of Morrus and Eric Noah) as the dog has left him for a Schnoodle.

OK, how off the wall was that!

 

[Mark Chance]

I becomes H
B becomes A
M becomes L

IBM
UBM
We all BM
For IBM!

 

[alsih2o]

meg? maybe go all the way for megan?

 

[Capellan]

Alphonse.



Or maybe, in honour of MEG's Deadlands deal, we should rename him "Pilgrim"