[OT] If you could rename Hal

[Sir Osis of Liver]

What the heck! No fair making fun of Hal without me!

If i could rename Hal, my god the possiblities are endless. Ok, now first off i have to admit, Halbert, is rather inspired.

Now lets see, there's Lah, but that's wierd sounding. Oh, how about Hal-a-laly-ding-dong! It's upbeat and has a certain pep to it. Or you could use his D&d characters name, Caltros the vain! uh, i mean witty! Purhaps, MUD, would be good. Although not very origanal. I'm sure there are quite a few people that would rename him Santa Hal. I think most of us know why. If he were a super hero we could rename him, Super-Hal-Mega-Greenburg. If you wanted something a little more "roman" you could go with, Halicus Greenburgacus. After some work in Sweden he could be Halberta! Or if you wanted to be mean, Halitosis. Hmm, if he was a westler he could be, Halburg! For the classic horror movie fan, Halinstien. If you're into the whole wrath of god type thing there's , Hal an' Brimstone.

See what i mean, there's sooo many options, it's hard to pick just one.

 

[333 Dave]

OOH!
Eyegore!

 

[Desdichado]

Bloody Hal? Has kinda a vulgar Old Country ring to it.

 

[MEG Hal]

Bloody Hal? Has kinda a vulgar Old Country ring to it.

That is what my mother calls me .

OK, confession time, in 7 and 8th grade I knew someone named Mike Fulton and he nicknamed me:
trigger bad memory flashback
Hally Mally Bergy Man
/trigger bad memory flashback

But you guys are so kind you would never pick on me.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

That is what my mother calls me .

OK, confession time, in 7 and 8th grade I knew someone named Mike Fulton and he nicknamed me:
trigger bad memory flashback
Hally Mally Bergy Man
/trigger bad memory flashback

But you guys are so kind you would never pick on me.

EEk! Mommy it's the Bergy man!

 

[333 Dave]

... in 7 and 8th grade... Hally Mally Bergy Man...

You sure this was 7-8 and not 2-3?

BTW, thank you everyone for complimenting my suggestion of Halbert. But, I must give credit to Scott Adams. Without him, I wouldn't know important information like Elbonia's cheif export is leprichaun meat. By the way, I heard they taste like chicken if fried. Is that true?

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

You know after i moment of reflection, i got to kinda wonder what Hal did to make Doug want to torcher him like this.

 

[MEG Hal]

You know after i moment of reflection, i got to kinda wonder what Hal did to make Doug want to torcher him like this.

That is an excellent question, and the answer is...I have no idea.
Here is how the phone conversation went----
D"Did you see what I posted in the general forums of ENWorld?"
H"Yes, that thread on fav writers is real cool"
D"No you dumb*&%^ the one about changing your name?"
H"What the heck are you talking about?"
D*squeals in delight like a lil girl*
H*audible moan*
D"Go check it out it is starting good and I am sure it will get better"
H*audible moan*
Hal hangs up and looks at thread, and another audible moan escapes, and then he posts.

 

[333 Dave]

Oh sure, you rat on me for spelling tounge wrong but let him get away with torcher? Whats up with that!

 

[Napftor]

This is an easy one:

The Pantless Wonder!