[OT] If you could rename Hal

[MEG Hal]

Oh sure, you rat on me for spelling tounge wrong but let him get away with torcher? Whats up with that!

Do not mock Hally Mally Bergy Man or my followers from the Cult of the Holy Hal will have to re-educate you.....we may even cut out your toung.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

Oh sure, you rat on me for spelling tounge wrong but let him get away with torcher? Whats up with that!

Hey i'm a wicked good spellerist! Besides, this thread is about laughing at Hal, not spelling lessons!

 

[MEG Hal]

This is an easy one:

The Pantless Wonder!

First there was P-Diddy, now P-Wonder---LOL---

 

[Morpheus]

Oh sure, you rat on me for spelling tounge wrong but let him get away with torcher? Whats up with that!

This entire thread is an English teacher's worst nightmare. Somewhere, there are English teachers saying:

"MEG Hal? Never heard of him. If I had him in my class, he would certainly spell better than he does now."

"Sir Osis of Liver? Oh, I get it. Maybe he should concentrate more on his spelling and not on thinking up such witty names."

"Spellcheck? Yes, it's a feature on computers that is apparently turned off for this thread..."

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

This is an easy one:

The Pantless Wonder!

Oh, come on. Shorts are pants too. At least in Florida, or wneh stranded on a remote tropical island.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

"Sir Osis of Liver? Oh, I get it. Maybe he should concentrate more on his spelling and not on thinking up such witty names."

Puh-leeze! Witty name are far more important then propa spellifacation!

 

[Mystic Eye]

You know after i moment of reflection, i got to kinda wonder what Hal did to make Doug want to torcher him like this.

Nothing, absolutely nothing

 

[Mark]

Mark...you are a bright intelligent guy and you have that new pdf out, what was it called again? Please post the info on it again and I am sure a creative name will pop out in that responce.

You'll find the name in my modest-sized signature, Mr. Big Sigberg.

Hmm...

Looks like you were right again, B.S.

 

[Mystic Eye]

I was thinking we could name Hal something that has a sunshine filled bowl of honey or something like that in the name. He has been called similar before.

 

[Ghostwind]

I've got the perfect name that Hal himself brought up at last year's Origins when several of us were sitting around a table shooting the B.S. In fact, it was on my Top 5 Most Memorable Moments that I threatened to post. But if I said it now, Hal would likely shoot me. However, if Doug thinks real hard, he'll likely remember...