[OT] If you need someone who can speak Elvish...

[Krug]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3913/dont_come_crying.html

 

[fba827]

oh my goodness....

I'll be laughing over that for a while now.

 

[Angcuru]

thank the GODS that that was on THE ONION, and not the Post..