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<blockquote data-quote="Creamsteak" data-source="post: 418685" data-attributes="member: 552"><p><strong>Morrus</strong></p><p>Morrus is a car that's heavier than it looks! It can extinguish fires and cures all known illnesses. </p><p></p><p><strong>Darkness</strong></p><p>Darkness is a sheet of paper! It looks like a pot-plant!</p><p></p><p><strong>Dinkeldog</strong></p><p>Dinkeldog is a security camera! It flashes at intervals! </p><p></p><p><strong>Crothian</strong></p><p>Crothian is a toaster that makes money fast! It wears a waistcoat and tie. </p><p></p><p><strong>Hong</strong></p><p>Hong is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork. </p><p></p><p><strong>Dungeons and Dragons</strong></p><p>Dungeons and Dragons is like a normal pogo stick, but it speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones. </p><p></p><p><strong>Halfling</strong></p><p>Halfling is an armband that removes stubborn stains, has velcro pads on the side and traps small animals. </p><p></p><p><strong>Monte Cook</strong></p><p>Monte Cook is like a normal greetings card, but it can play Mornington Crescent. </p><p></p><p><strong>Nintendo</strong></p><p>Nintendo is a screwdriver that extends at the touch of a button and contains a tinier version of itself. </p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> is a cricket bat that induces lucid dreaming, works underwater and plugs into the mains. </p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" /></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" /> is a feather duster that glows with an eerie green light! </p><p></p><p><strong>Vecna</strong></p><p>Vecna is a hair gel that fits into the boot of a car! </p><p></p><p>This is the best link I have seen in a long long time...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Creamsteak, post: 418685, member: 552"] [B]Morrus[/B] Morrus is a car that's heavier than it looks! It can extinguish fires and cures all known illnesses. [B]Darkness[/B] Darkness is a sheet of paper! It looks like a pot-plant! [B]Dinkeldog[/B] Dinkeldog is a security camera! It flashes at intervals! [B]Crothian[/B] Crothian is a toaster that makes money fast! It wears a waistcoat and tie. [B]Hong[/B] Hong is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork. [B]Dungeons and Dragons[/B] Dungeons and Dragons is like a normal pogo stick, but it speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones. [B]Halfling[/B] Halfling is an armband that removes stubborn stains, has velcro pads on the side and traps small animals. [B]Monte Cook[/B] Monte Cook is like a normal greetings card, but it can play Mornington Crescent. [B]Nintendo[/B] Nintendo is a screwdriver that extends at the touch of a button and contains a tinier version of itself. :) :) is a cricket bat that induces lucid dreaming, works underwater and plugs into the mains. :( :( is a feather duster that glows with an eerie green light! [B]Vecna[/B] Vecna is a hair gel that fits into the boot of a car! This is the best link I have seen in a long long time... [/QUOTE]
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