[OT] I've got a great idea!

[Piratecat]

Design #3995909720

"It's a burger carton that gets +2 to kill undead! It can easily be recycled and jams mobile phone frequencies."

It's your automated idea generator. Just hit reload for more. Have fun!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

Design #3129260423
It's a postage stamp that's twenty feet tall, shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger and uses captured Martian technology.


Ha ha ha! You must be damn neer as bored as i am.

 

[MaxKaladin]

Design #2746702935
It's a fishpond! It has no moving parts!


Hmmm, while technically correct, I don't think you can patent a fishpond....

 

[Mr Fidgit]

Design #468171205
It's a soft-drink can that slices vegetables! It squirts clouds of black ink.


isn't that Tab?

 

[Femerus the Gnecro]

Design #2337243167
It's a false moustache that craves attention, can interface with your genetically-modified sheep and tracks its position with GPS.

-F

 

[Fast Learner]

Design #3848954676

It's a shirt button that fetches sticks, produces pure oxygen and mimics the movements of a lizard.

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

Simple is best:

Design #1030391670
It's a greetings card! It is laced with vodka!

And the wildly inappropriate:

Design #2651486468
It's a suppository that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger, stretches to twice its original size and clamps to your wrist.

 

[alsih2o]

Design #1676145031
It's a contraceptive device that's great for hammering in nails and is ten feet tall


someone hold me, i am scared....

 

[Zappo]

Design #2651486468
It's a suppository that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger, stretches to twice its original size and clamps to your wrist.

Owwwwww!

This is cool:

Design #128658980

It's a computer monitor that responds to ambient light changes, makes virtually no noise whatsoever and works in the rain.

 

[Zappo]

This is fairly obvious:

Design #2346354900

It's a wireless network device that communicates with other copies of itself!