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[OT] I've got a great idea!
- Thread starter Piratecat
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Bob Aberton
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bob is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.
Sir Hawkeye
First Post
At the risk of getting political ...
George Bush
George Bush is a shirt button that hovers three feet from the ground, keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and cuts through stone as if it were butter.
Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney is a letter-opener that keeps track of your personal calendar! It detects background radiation and operates on a quantum level.
The United States
The United States is a freezer that dehumidifies the air! It is made of glass and is powered by clockwork.
Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein is a breakfast cereal that soothes babies and crushes ice.
Iraq
Iraq is a refrigerator that has a built-in motion sensor! It is made from recycled cardboard.
In this case, I think I'd take Bush, Cheney, and the US over Hussein and Iraq.
...George Bush
George Bush is a shirt button that hovers three feet from the ground, keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and cuts through stone as if it were butter.
Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney is a letter-opener that keeps track of your personal calendar! It detects background radiation and operates on a quantum level.
The United States
The United States is a freezer that dehumidifies the air! It is made of glass and is powered by clockwork.
Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein is a breakfast cereal that soothes babies and crushes ice.
Iraq
Iraq is a refrigerator that has a built-in motion sensor! It is made from recycled cardboard.
In this case, I think I'd take Bush, Cheney, and the US over Hussein and Iraq.
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Frostmarrow
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Frostmarrow is a webcam! It is powered by clockwork!
A clockwork webcam? Who knew?
Psionicist is a cardboard box that defies gravity!
Liquide is a toaster that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger and takes high-quality digital photos.
There might be some truth to this.
Decamber is like a normal false moustache, but it never gets tired.
Rigur is an MP3 player that looks like a fish!
Staffan is a shower head that makes clicking noises and hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
If it was dispensing water it would actually be useful.
Maggan is a toilet seat that's heavier than it looks, uses the Google API and weighs anything you put on top of it.
Nah, this is getting old now... OK one more
Snoweel is a bubble-car that catches small fish and will drive you insane.
A clockwork webcam? Who knew?
Psionicist is a cardboard box that defies gravity!
Liquide is a toaster that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger and takes high-quality digital photos.
There might be some truth to this.
Decamber is like a normal false moustache, but it never gets tired.
Rigur is an MP3 player that looks like a fish!
Staffan is a shower head that makes clicking noises and hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
If it was dispensing water it would actually be useful.
Maggan is a toilet seat that's heavier than it looks, uses the Google API and weighs anything you put on top of it.
Nah, this is getting old now... OK one more
Snoweel is a bubble-car that catches small fish and will drive you insane.
Knight Otu
First Post
I post way too much on this thread...
Design #1616385120
It's a hair gel that swears! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger.
The newest fashion?
Design #755452446
It's an electric drill! It knows what you want before you do!
Design #96371485
It's a gas-mask that bounces up and down and can only be operated by a trained professional.
Design #2793732649
It's a candle that's programmed against harming humans and stays sharp forever.
Design #2784678977
It's a dog collar! It flies like a rocket!
Poor dog...
Design #1616385120
It's a hair gel that swears! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger.
The newest fashion?
Design #755452446
It's an electric drill! It knows what you want before you do!
Design #96371485
It's a gas-mask that bounces up and down and can only be operated by a trained professional.
Design #2793732649
It's a candle that's programmed against harming humans and stays sharp forever.
Design #2784678977
It's a dog collar! It flies like a rocket!
Poor dog...
Henry
Autoexreginated
Henry is an umbrella that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! It fetches sticks.
*nice to know. pantpantpant! RRRRRUFF! RRRUF!!*
Heward's Handy Haversack
Heward's Handy Haversack is a rubber fish that has an alarm setting, keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks and cannot be moved.
Staff of the Archmagi
Staff of the Archmagi is a letter-opener! It comes with its own storage kennel!
The Belt of Giant Strength
The Belt of Giant Strength is an umbrella that's unbreakable, operates on a quantum level and uses captured Martian technology.
Ring of Gaxx
Ring of Gaxx is an armband that loves children! It moulds to fit its user and bleeps when you whistle for it.
d20
d20 is a security camera that has been featured in Star Trek! It kills weeds down to the root.
Nutkinland
Nutkinland is a retinal implant that automatically updates your weblog when used, dispenses tea or coffee and crushes ice.
*nice to know. pantpantpant! RRRRRUFF! RRRUF!!*
Heward's Handy Haversack
Heward's Handy Haversack is a rubber fish that has an alarm setting, keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks and cannot be moved.
Staff of the Archmagi
Staff of the Archmagi is a letter-opener! It comes with its own storage kennel!
The Belt of Giant Strength
The Belt of Giant Strength is an umbrella that's unbreakable, operates on a quantum level and uses captured Martian technology.
Ring of Gaxx
Ring of Gaxx is an armband that loves children! It moulds to fit its user and bleeps when you whistle for it.
d20
d20 is a security camera that has been featured in Star Trek! It kills weeds down to the root.
Nutkinland
Nutkinland is a retinal implant that automatically updates your weblog when used, dispenses tea or coffee and crushes ice.
Fred Delles
First Post
Design #3848193670: It's a deck of cards! It produces 240v of electricity!
Killer Magic decks, anyone?
Design #1357510403: It's a wastepaper basket that jumps like a frog!
For those who want a challenge in "wastebasket basketball".
Design #872764408: It's like a normal mobile phone, but it expands at the touch of a button.
The word "moot" comes to mind.
Design #1364189301: It's a pair of underpants that helps around the home, keeps track of your personal calendar and loves you as a person.
My underwear LOVES me! WOOHOO!
Design #1494164397: It's like a normal fridge magnet, but it can run MAME roms. (MAME is an arcade game emulator.)
Huh?
Design #701153598: It's a greetings card that loves children!
Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
Design #4001008806: It's a wastepaper basket that displays pornography! It talks.
No comment.
Killer Magic decks, anyone?
Design #1357510403: It's a wastepaper basket that jumps like a frog!
For those who want a challenge in "wastebasket basketball".
Design #872764408: It's like a normal mobile phone, but it expands at the touch of a button.
The word "moot" comes to mind.
Design #1364189301: It's a pair of underpants that helps around the home, keeps track of your personal calendar and loves you as a person.
My underwear LOVES me! WOOHOO!
Design #1494164397: It's like a normal fridge magnet, but it can run MAME roms. (MAME is an arcade game emulator.)
Huh?
Design #701153598: It's a greetings card that loves children!
Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
Design #4001008806: It's a wastepaper basket that displays pornography! It talks.
No comment.
