Sir Hawkeye
First Post
Sir Hawkeye is a pair of roller-skates that purifies water and traps small animals.
Magic Missile is a toaster that produces 240v of electricity! It detects harmful gases and fires plastic darts.
Closer than you might expect. I never knew plastic darts counted as "force" damage.
Fireball is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!
Odd. "Fireball" and "your mom" are the same thing apparently.
Meteor Swarm is an explosive device! It makes popcorn!
So true!
Design #1
It's a tricycle that records memos!
Design #0
It's a billboard! It weighs anything you put on top of it!
Mordenkainen
Mordenkainen is an iMac that can be bolted onto a webcam! It catalogues its contents.
Melf
Melf is a soft-drink can that can be implanted into the arm! It destroys household pests and has a built-in calculator.
Robilar
Robilar is a beermat that hangs upside-down from the ceiling and catalogues its contents.
Miracle Max
Miracle Max is a business card that detects evil! It uses captured Martian technology.
D&D
D&D is like a normal Christmas tree, but it weighs anything you put on top of it.
Magic Missile is a toaster that produces 240v of electricity! It detects harmful gases and fires plastic darts.
Closer than you might expect. I never knew plastic darts counted as "force" damage.
Fireball is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!
Odd. "Fireball" and "your mom" are the same thing apparently.
Meteor Swarm is an explosive device! It makes popcorn!
So true!
Design #1
It's a tricycle that records memos!
Design #0
It's a billboard! It weighs anything you put on top of it!
Mordenkainen
Mordenkainen is an iMac that can be bolted onto a webcam! It catalogues its contents.
Melf
Melf is a soft-drink can that can be implanted into the arm! It destroys household pests and has a built-in calculator.
Robilar
Robilar is a beermat that hangs upside-down from the ceiling and catalogues its contents.
Miracle Max
Miracle Max is a business card that detects evil! It uses captured Martian technology.
D&D
D&D is like a normal Christmas tree, but it weighs anything you put on top of it.