[OT] I've got a great idea!

[LiVeWiRe]

Cool!

Design #4261305381
It's a milk carton that hovers, jumps like a frog and is slightly hallucinogenic.

Man, would those have been fun in the school cafeteria!

 

[Crothian]

Too much fun!!

Design #2559079813
It's a diamond ring that contains alcohol! It pings when it's ready.

The ultimate wedding ring??

 

[Mark]

Design #119128542
It's like a normal first-aid kit, but it makes hilariously rude noises.

 

[Grim]

Design #2711974322
It's a teddybear that's powered by clockwork and will drive you insane.


Furby, anyone?

 

[Al]

Design #3294632599
It's like a normal deck of cards, but it fits into the boot of a car.

Um...in other words, it's a deck of cards. Couldn't fool me.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Design #356722336
It's a knife that has no sharp edges, plays light music and has a human brain inside.

Where the hell was this thing when I was writing up my mind flayer campaign setting entry?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Design #1721130465
It's like a normal genetically-modified sheep, but it's made of rubber.

... And it'll sell like hotcakes in New Zealand!

 

[Kibo]

Hmmm, while technically correct, I don't think you can patent a fishpond....

Maybe you should tell that to the australian who recently patented the wheel.

 

[eris404]

This could actually be useful...

Design #4258534676

It's a genetically-modified sheep that automatically updates your weblog when used! It can light cigarettes and counts your loose change.

 

[Kibo]

Design #007
It's a shopping bag! It can read warchalking symbols!

This actually seemed almost appropriate.