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<blockquote data-quote="Zappo" data-source="post: 418929" data-attributes="member: 633"><p>Hey, that could be useful to astronauts, you know.</p><p></p><p><em>Design #2800310825</em></p><p><em>It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that makes virtually no noise whatsoever! It makes hilariously rude noises and fetches help in the event of an emergency.</em></p><p></p><p>So, what do these fish do, exactly? They stay silent except for farting and belching when you need help?</p><p></p><p><em>Design #1696137166</em></p><p><em>It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that obeys simple instructions!</em></p><p></p><p>Oh, good. Better than the first.</p><p></p><p><em>Design #165483723</em></p><p><em>It's a newly-discovered breed of fish! It plays the theme from Steptoe and Son!</em></p><p></p><p>What, more fish?</p><p></p><p><em>Design #2543642340</em></p><p><em>It's a newly-discovered breed of fish! It works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect!</em></p><p></p><p>Perfect, now I only have to figure out what to expect...</p><p></p><p><em>Design #597399426</em></p><p><em>It's a pair of trousers that shreds documents! It feeds your pets and can be controlled remotely.</em></p><p></p><p>Ok, I don't care what it does or how it's controlled, I don't want anything that can shred paper near my jewels. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p><p></p><p><em>Design #3562419357</em></p><p><em>It's like a normal samurai sword, but it freezes anything it touches.</em></p><p></p><p>WOW! A +1 frost burst bastard sword!</p><p></p><p><em>Design #2052538583</em></p><p><em>It's a CD-rom that can be used by the whole family, helps around the home and detects evil.</em></p><p></p><p>WOW! An intelligent CD-rom of detect evil!</p><p></p><p><em>Design #1144763396</em></p><p><em>It's a blow-up doll! It looks like a fish!</em></p><p></p><p>EWWWWWW!!!! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p><p>...at least, it doesn't make funny noises.</p><p></p><p><em>Design #3833494352</em></p><p><em>It's an explosive device! It looks like a pot-plant! </em></p><p></p><p>That should be forbidden!</p><p></p><p><em>Design #4163031070</em></p><p><em>It's a wireless network device that will drive you insane, can move faster than the speed of light and keeps you warm at night.</em></p><p></p><p>Ha! I knew that! Heat dispersion from these constantly faster microprocessors can't increase much more.</p><p></p><p><em>Design #1603455398</em></p><p><em>It's like a normal wireless network device, but it can be implanted into the arm.</em></p><p></p><p>COOL! Very cyberpunk.</p><p></p><p><em>Design #2228905501</em></p><p><em>It's a tricycle! It can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds!</em></p><p></p><p>Screw segway, this is the real it!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zappo, post: 418929, member: 633"] Hey, that could be useful to astronauts, you know. [i]Design #2800310825 It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that makes virtually no noise whatsoever! It makes hilariously rude noises and fetches help in the event of an emergency.[/i] So, what do these fish do, exactly? They stay silent except for farting and belching when you need help? [i]Design #1696137166 It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that obeys simple instructions![/i] Oh, good. Better than the first. [i]Design #165483723 It's a newly-discovered breed of fish! It plays the theme from Steptoe and Son![/i] What, more fish? [i]Design #2543642340 It's a newly-discovered breed of fish! It works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect![/i] Perfect, now I only have to figure out what to expect... [i]Design #597399426 It's a pair of trousers that shreds documents! It feeds your pets and can be controlled remotely.[/i] Ok, I don't care what it does or how it's controlled, I don't want anything that can shred paper near my jewels. :eek: [i]Design #3562419357 It's like a normal samurai sword, but it freezes anything it touches.[/i] WOW! A +1 frost burst bastard sword! [i]Design #2052538583 It's a CD-rom that can be used by the whole family, helps around the home and detects evil.[/i] WOW! An intelligent CD-rom of detect evil! [i]Design #1144763396 It's a blow-up doll! It looks like a fish![/i] EWWWWWW!!!! :eek: :eek: ...at least, it doesn't make funny noises. [i]Design #3833494352 It's an explosive device! It looks like a pot-plant! [/i] That should be forbidden! [i]Design #4163031070 It's a wireless network device that will drive you insane, can move faster than the speed of light and keeps you warm at night.[/i] Ha! I knew that! Heat dispersion from these constantly faster microprocessors can't increase much more. [i]Design #1603455398 It's like a normal wireless network device, but it can be implanted into the arm.[/i] COOL! Very cyberpunk. [i]Design #2228905501 It's a tricycle! It can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds![/i] Screw segway, this is the real it! [/QUOTE]
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