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<blockquote data-quote="Sir Hawkeye" data-source="post: 419672" data-attributes="member: 295"><p>Sir Hawkeye is a pair of roller-skates that purifies water and traps small animals. </p><p></p><p>Magic Missile is a toaster that produces 240v of electricity! It detects harmful gases and fires plastic darts. </p><p></p><p><em>Closer than you might expect. I never knew plastic darts counted as "force" damage.</em> </p><p></p><p>Fireball is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery! </p><p></p><p><em>Odd. "Fireball" and "your mom" are the same thing apparently.</em> </p><p></p><p>Meteor Swarm is an explosive device! It makes popcorn! </p><p></p><p><em>So true!</em> </p><p></p><p>Design #1</p><p>It's a tricycle that records memos! </p><p></p><p>Design #0</p><p>It's a billboard! It weighs anything you put on top of it! </p><p></p><p>Mordenkainen</p><p>Mordenkainen is an iMac that can be bolted onto a webcam! It catalogues its contents. </p><p></p><p>Melf</p><p>Melf is a soft-drink can that can be implanted into the arm! It destroys household pests and has a built-in calculator. </p><p></p><p>Robilar</p><p>Robilar is a beermat that hangs upside-down from the ceiling and catalogues its contents. </p><p></p><p>Miracle Max</p><p>Miracle Max is a business card that detects evil! It uses captured Martian technology. </p><p></p><p>D&D</p><p>D&D is like a normal Christmas tree, but it weighs anything you put on top of it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sir Hawkeye, post: 419672, member: 295"] Sir Hawkeye is a pair of roller-skates that purifies water and traps small animals. Magic Missile is a toaster that produces 240v of electricity! It detects harmful gases and fires plastic darts. [I]Closer than you might expect. I never knew plastic darts counted as "force" damage.[/I] Fireball is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery! [I]Odd. "Fireball" and "your mom" are the same thing apparently.[/I] Meteor Swarm is an explosive device! It makes popcorn! [I]So true![/I] Design #1 It's a tricycle that records memos! Design #0 It's a billboard! It weighs anything you put on top of it! Mordenkainen Mordenkainen is an iMac that can be bolted onto a webcam! It catalogues its contents. Melf Melf is a soft-drink can that can be implanted into the arm! It destroys household pests and has a built-in calculator. Robilar Robilar is a beermat that hangs upside-down from the ceiling and catalogues its contents. Miracle Max Miracle Max is a business card that detects evil! It uses captured Martian technology. D&D D&D is like a normal Christmas tree, but it weighs anything you put on top of it. [/QUOTE]
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