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Message: <blockquote data-quote="-Warlord-" data-source="post: 419997" data-attributes="member: 7933">Design #891187083It's a parachute that's inflammable! It detects evil and is heavier than it looks.- Would YOU jump out of a plane with this strapped to your back?-Design #2608217616It's like a normal pair of trousers, but it emits heat.- Perfect for those long cold winterdays, actually....were can I get mine?-Design #793739670It's a microwave that soothes babies! It keeps food warm.- So you're supposed to put the baby into the microwave then? I can remember a nasty lawsuit about a microwave and a little dog..-Design #4099616902It's a sticky label that can be programmed to perform simple tasks!- "stick!"-Design #843920067It's an armchair that has velcro pads on the side and secretes a sticky glue. - once you sit down, you never get up-Design #3161574930It's a burglar alarm! It can be used to deter muggers!Design #3085433191It's a sofa that gets +2 to kill undead!Design #3733952769It's a pair of shoes that affixes to any flat surface, moulds to fit its user and repels bees.- usefull if you don't actually want to go anywhere in a comfortable way..-Design #1445863330It's a freezer that makes reassuring noises, communicates via Instant Messenger and talks. -"Hey Jim, you got plenty of vegetables, your mom would be proud"-Design #1004222452It's a rocket launcher that plays MP3s and scans its user's fingerprints.-Queen- "Who wants to live forever?" "Another one bites the dust" "We are the champions"-Design #2485424171It's a sock that emits harmful gases! It kills weeds down to the root.</blockquote>

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