[OT] Kid, your our only hope...

[Alaxk Knight of Galt]

I had to post this.

http://www.waxy.org/archive/2003/04/29/star_war.shtml

 

[Dark Eternal]

So did Impeesa.

It is, admittedly, good stuff.

I'd love to get my hands on the special effects stuff they used to make that...

 

[Angcuru]

LMAO!

Talk about pathetic! My little sister could take him down in 5 seconds flat.

All he did was clumsily wave a stick around with no thought of anything resembling style, pattern, or routine. Were that stick actually dangerous, say a 2-bladed sword, he'd have killed himself several times over. I MIGHT be impressed if he fought against another guy no-holds-barred, though.

 

[Dark Eternal]

Me and my friends used to be heavily into sparring with wooden swords. When we started, some of us were as worthless as that young chap.

We got better really quick, since one of our gaming group was a guy with a kaibo and several years of actual training.

God, that stuff was fun...

Anyways, I'm now very out of shape, and out of practice, but I think that I'd be willing to bet a month's pay that I could score three points on our young jedi friend there in two rounds of combat...

 

[Angcuru]

Me and my friends used to be heavily into sparring with wooden swords. When we started, some of us were as worthless as that young chap.

We got better really quick, since one of our gaming group was a guy with a kaibo and several years of actual training.

God, that stuff was fun...

Anyways, I'm now very out of shape, and out of practice, but I think that I'd be willing to bet a month's pay that I could score three points on our young jedi friend there in two rounds of combat...

Give me a wooden sword(preferably hand and a half), and that kid's going down faster than a sack of bricks. But give me a Quarterstaff, and he's going down faster than the French Military. Even better, give me a Longbow and lets see if he can deflect an arrow or three.

 

[Zappo]

 

[Angcuru]

my thoughts exactly, zappo.

 

[blackshirt5]

Give me a wooden sword(preferably hand and a half), and that kid's going down faster than a sack of bricks. But give me a Quarterstaff, and he's going down faster than the French Military. Even better, give me a Longbow and lets see if he can deflect an arrow or three.

how ya doin, Blip? Just giving you a heads up that I might want you to prove that statement so I'm gonna bring along my bokken to game tomorrow. Start whittling yourself a quarterstaff boy.

 

[Dark Eternal]

Just giving you a heads up that I might want you to prove that statement so I'm gonna bring along my bokken to game tomorrow. Start whittling yourself a quarterstaff boy.

Not for the first time, I find myself wishing that I could game with you guys....

 

[blackshirt5]

There's just something wrong about two Brothers of Metal fighting with wooden weapons though. I might have to pull down some swords from Angcuru's walls.

 

[Dark Eternal]

There's just something wrong about two Brothers of Metal fighting with wooden weapons though. I might have to pull down some swords from Angcuru's walls.

Which reminds me:

I am now the proud owner of a genuine japanese katana.

I didn't even feel the blade slice my thumb... oooohh, yeah, this is one fine weapon.

Now I'm happy.

 

[blackshirt5]

Maybe I should just beat him to death with the Book of the Righteous.

 

[Arcane Runes Press]

Yep, I love the video.

But reading posts from (presumably) much older people who are puffing out their chests and bragging about how quickly their ELITE NINJA SKILLZ (tm) would allow them to beat up an 11-12 year old kid who's playing and having fun is nearly as funny.

Patrick Y.

 

[The Forsaken One]

^_^

 

[UniversalMonster]

Eh. Like I said on the other thread, I love this video. He's totally having a good time, and the special effects version *completely* cracks me up. It's funny, and yeah, it's kind of pathetic and all.. but it kinda rules in a way, too.

I especially like that really sassy part at the end where he rushes the camera. Man, I laughed out loud when I saw that.

Jedi-kid, whereever you are? I SALUTE you!

 

[Angcuru]

There's just something wrong about two Brothers of Metal fighting with wooden weapons though. I might have to pull down some swords from Angcuru's walls.

Good, you take the large, unwieldy claymore and I'll take the Odin and skewer your arse.

Maybe I should just beat him to death with the Book of the Righteous.

It'll only do subdual damage, since I'm of good alignment.

Originally posted by DarkEternal
Not for the first time, I find myself wishing that I could game with you guys....

It's a small world...

 

[Angcuru]

But reading posts from (presumably) much older people who are puffing out their chests and bragging about how quickly their ELITE NINJA SKILLZ (tm) would allow them to beat up an 11-12 year old kid who's playing and having fun is nearly as funny.

Playing with a stick is for weaklings. Using the stick to beat the tar out of someone just for the hell of it is for REAL MEN!

 

[blackshirt5]

Yep, I love the video.

But reading posts from (presumably) much older people who are puffing out their chests and bragging about how quickly their ELITE NINJA SKILLZ (tm) would allow them to beat up an 11-12 year old kid who's playing and having fun is nearly as funny.

Patrick Y.

Where do you pick up that the kid is 11 or 12? He looks to be at least a freshman to me, well within the acceptable range of people that Angcuru could try to smack down and lose to.

 

[Baron Von StarBlade]

Just a Friendly Reminder. .

You know I normally reserve this to other boards, but since the associated thread is still on the main page (see here as Dark Eternal pointed out).
I'll pass this nice image along. . .

I'm just messing with ya. . funny video and defintely deserves to be spread around

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

What happens if you replace the lightsaber with fish?

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