[OT] My "book", THE LIVING DEAD... what the hell? Me and Devis??

[Deedlit]

No, I'm just saying that compared to a novel or two, the world of fanfiction(Not all of it, just certain ones, which are usually PWP yaoi lemons) is much worse.

 

[Tsyr]

Are you saying that the WotC novels are fanfiction?!?

As everyone knows fanfiction is the lowest form of geekdom in existence, that's quite an insult! I take that back -- author insertion erotic fanfiction is the lowest form of geekdom in existence.

No, actualy, I believe the official word is self-insertion furry star-trek themed erotical is the lowest rung.

Someone care to confirm this one?

 

[Tordek]

Tordek falls over laughing while readin' this Elvish rantin'. And it'll take him a good while to get back up again in that full plate armor.

(But inside offcourse he's deeply outraged and would take the beard of anyone who would try this on him. But Dwarven humor code requires him to laugh )

Hahahhaa lasses! Let's get out adventure on the road!

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

Me no see what you complain about. At least you have stories. Me just have a two-bit part in a first level adventure where they make me whimper and snivel like a little baby. Oh, and they gave me a shotgun and some camo for the d20 Modern party, but me not really know how to shoot a gun.


-Meepo, who wants to sleep with Devis too.

 

[Mialee]

Okay, as time passes, I'm not quite as angry anymore.

I'm still going to sew a few Remorrhaz larvae beneath TH Lain's torso skin, but I'm not AS angry.

it could have been worse. It could have been Ialdabode...

See, that's where you're wrong. On two counts.
1. It could not have been IALDABODE.
2. It could NOT have been Ialdabode.
I'll leave to the reader just what I mean.

I'm going to write my next story myself. It's a Broadway treatment. I've already begun. Here, let me just copy and paste...

TRIP THE LIGHTS ICONIC

A big dance number opens the show. The iconics burst out and shuffle across the stage to some fantastic Jeffrey Bantam choreography. The Iconics begin to sing before the star comes out.

DEVIS:
Well, a hello and a hi-a-lee!

TORDEK:
We're glad you all stopped by-a-lee!

EMBER:
Step up now, don't be shy-a-lee!

ALL:
You are just in time-a-lee for the greatest elf in high-store-ee
no, it ain't time for pie-or-tea or brand new downy dry-er-sheets
IT'S TIME FOR WIZARDS' HIRE-EE TO SING TILL YOU ALL SIGH-WITH-GLEE
IT'S NOT CHER OR GUY-RITCH-IE, IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY, FABULOUS, WONDERFUL, DAZZLING, BEAUTIFUL, MAGNIFICENT, MARVELOUS, AMAZING, REMARKABLE

MI !

A !

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

It's a work in progress.

 

[arwink]

Are you saying that the WotC novels are fanfiction?!?

As everyone knows fanfiction is the lowest form of geekdom in existence, that's quite an insult! I take that back -- author insertion erotic fanfiction is the lowest form of geekdom in existence.

Actually, according to my chart, "People who write erotic versions of star trek, where all the characters are furries, Like Kirk is an oscellot or something, and they put a furry version of themselves in as the star of the story" are the lowest form of geekdom.

 

[Mialee]

Ugh. Where I come from, furry tales are real. Those damned furries wouldn't be so eager if they knew juuuust a bit of Half-orcs are made.

 

[Tom Cashel]

Ugh. Where I come from, furry tales are real. Those damned furries wouldn't be so eager if they knew juuuust a bit of Half-orcs are made.

Psst! --you're not Mialee.

It's okay to be a geek, but try not to be such a dweeb.

(prepares to make Reflex save vs. meteor swarm)

 

[Mialee]

Psst! --you're not Mialee.

Psst! --you're breaking the fourth wall.

Pay no attention to the geek behind the curtain, please.

 

[Kamard]

With each passing day, my sanity slips further and further away. And whats worse, this time, it was because of a musical where they try to sing things that rhyme with Mialee.

I better be eligible for disability after this.