Piratecat
Sesquipedalian
And finally, my bosun, Spud 'o the Sea.
Spud even comes with her own song, which - believe it or not - I had no part in writing.
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Here comes Spud, the amazing cat;
don't say she's thin, she's far from that.
A routund, bouncing ball of fur;
no kitty diet can be the cure.
When she flops on her huge belly;
she looks like forgotten, fur-covered jelly.
Spud's black and brown, like a tater;
but she'd taste different if you ate her.
Asthmatic hacks late at night,
will wake you up with such a fright.
In the middle of the rug, I do declare,
could it be her lung lying over there!?!
There's a word, but we can't say that;
we'd never call our Spud PHAT!!
Spud even comes with her own song, which - believe it or not - I had no part in writing.
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Here comes Spud, the amazing cat;
don't say she's thin, she's far from that.
A routund, bouncing ball of fur;
no kitty diet can be the cure.
When she flops on her huge belly;
she looks like forgotten, fur-covered jelly.
Spud's black and brown, like a tater;
but she'd taste different if you ate her.
Asthmatic hacks late at night,
will wake you up with such a fright.
In the middle of the rug, I do declare,
could it be her lung lying over there!?!
There's a word, but we can't say that;
we'd never call our Spud PHAT!!
