OT: Real World Vile Darkness! (Funny)

[hong]

The White Sox?

That's the worst euphemism for a homosexual male I've ever seen.


Hong "actually I thought of a worse one, but Eric's grandmother wouldn't like it" Ooi

 

[BMF]

copied from the Trixie FAQ page:

3. Is it required that all Trixies look and act alike?
Emphatically No! Many people believe Trixies must look and act alike, for some silly reason. But the truth is that the Society and its members are a tediously diverse group. A cross-section of the Village's residents reveals that Trixies often choose to look and act like their best friends and coworkers, but these girls often take small, subtle risks to differentiate themselves from their peers. For example, when Kate Spade handbags were first introduced, all Trixies bought the standard black model because that's what everybody else did. Nowadays, however, some Trixies venture away from the standard black bag and buy blue, green and even white bags. Other Trixies have been known to buy white Jettas, or stray from Starbucks and buy their Lattes at places like the Corner Bakery, Seattle's Best, Caribou or even Peet's.

I can't believe that's not a joke. How vacuous and inane can a person be....

 

[Brisk-sg]

copied from the Trixie FAQ page:


I can't believe that's not a joke. How vacuous and inane can a person be....

Very, Obviously.

I found the following part of the web page is rather funny, and telling of its members:

http://www.lptrixie.com/lifestyles/jetta.asp

and from http://www.lptrixie.com/lifestyles/jetta.asp?id=63

Well, you get the story. The moral of this week's JETTA is this: Ladies, don't put up with any crap from people in Lincoln Park that don't look like they belong. How can you tell if they don't belong? Just run down my handy checklist:

1. They aren't your boyfriend/fiancee/husband, or any of his friends or associates.
2. They aren't related to you, or friends of your family.
3. They aren't an identifiable friend of yours, or anyone from your work. The only exception to this rule, in my book, is if someone looks important enough that you would perhaps like to make their acquaintance at a social event.

Its like they are stuck up girls in high school...

 

[Synicism]

copied from the Trixie FAQ page:
I can't believe that's not a joke. How vacuous and inane can a person be....

I would swear that it wasn't. These people really do exist (it's scary). Even if they don't have an official "society" they and their jettas are invading Chicago.

So what do you think? The Trixies as a society of Vile Darkness?

Spreading the influence of some kind of dark power that encourages conformity and complacency to build its power?

 

[KChagga]

Ah, how I loathe people like this. It makes me feel like high school all over again.

I have a great relationship with people like this. It goes like this: They don't want to associate with me and I sure as hell don't want to associate with those stuck and dumb as rocks (isert word for a female dog here)!

Here is a fun thing to do when encoutering someone of this type. Stare at them until they say something to you. Then no matter what they say to you say,"What in god's name is wrong with your chin!" and walk off. You can spend the rest of the day knowing that you just made that snob, so incredibly stressed she probably couldn't even sleep that night.