[OT] Sig Ideas

[Jeph]

So, what are some funny sigs that will be, have been but are no more, or should be? I'm looking to do a little yoinking.

 

[Dr Midnight]

How about quoting people with things they never actually said?

for example:

"A cat that good, you might as well go ahead and eat all at once, because we're all just waiting in line to be die. Anyway, it's just a stupid cat."
-Piratecat, May 19, 2002

 

[Dr Midnight]

or

"Y'know, I'm getting really ****ing sick of dark elves."
-Monte Cook, overheard at GenCon

or

"Damn this newfangled typewriter."
-Quickbeam

 

[Hand of Evil]

Mmmmm.

You can't have a country without a beer...and an airport.
It is worse than a crime, it is a blunder.
I really should proof read my post before I post.
It makes for a long day when you get to work on time.
Life is easy, it is people that screws it up.

 

[Dr Midnight]

or

"All right, I think that's enough of THAT. Thread closed."
-Eric Noah, just before locking down Posy's story hour for some unknown reason he won't discuss.

or

"How about that Michael Jackson? What a weirdo, huh?"
-Colonel Hardisson

or

"What I don't get is the whole AC thing. Armor Class. You start with 10, right, and add on after that with bonuses. Okay. Why doesn't that 10 thing factor in elsewhere? Like- why not get 10 as a base starting thingey for each skill? It's for this reason that I believe d20 is broken."
-Psion

 

[Dr Midnight]

or

"Good gravy! That's a lot of anti-perspirant!"
-Mialee

or

"Not smart, stupid."
-Tsunami criticizes a tactical error in the Game of Death

or

"Gratings!"
-SHARK

 

[Jeph]

or

"AD&D sucks. Who the heck wrote that thing, anyway?"
-Colonel_Paldoh