(OT) T-1 hour till my defense

bolen

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I hate off topic threads but this is kinda big for me

I will defend my doctoral dissertation in one hour.

It is titled "Classical and Quantum Aspects of Cosmology"
:)
 

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Good luck. Just don't utter the phrase "I think..." instead use "I believe..." Tip from my wife. But it probably won't come up anyway.
 




The dissertation now exists in a superimposed successfully and unsuccessfully defended state. Please let us know how it collapses.
 



good luck!

Boywonder: Holy Paradigms Batman! I don't understand a word of what he's talking about, do you?

BatMan: Niether do I little chum, niether do I. Oh, here. *Batman hands Robin two dimes*
 

Mystic_23 said:


Schrodinger's Dissertation, as it were.

Good Luck, Bolan

And now, a Discworld moment -

Albert: I think the idea is you don't know whether it's alive or dead until you look.

DEATH: THINGS WILL HAVE COME TO A PRETTY PASS, ALBERT, WHEN I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER SOMETHING IS ALIVE OR DEAD WITHOUT LOOKING.

Albert: Er- I think it's supposed to the act of looking that kills it, master.

Death managed to look hurt.

DEATH: ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT THE KITTEN WILL DIE JUST BY MY LOOKING AT IT?

Albert: Not quite, sir-

DEATH: IT'S NOT AS THOUGH I MAKE FACES OR ANYTHING.

-From "The Last Hero"

(quoted from memory, so forgive me if not verbatim)
 

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