[OT] The Death Quiz - how long will you live (humor)

[Psionicist]

at the age of 89 years old.

 

[s/LaSH]

It plants me to perish on September 8, 2053, at age 72. Which is foolish; I plan to live to at least 200 to witness my eternal dynasty sweep the Earth. (Coincidentally, today's my 22nd - a clear half century to put my affairs in order, should these peons somehow have a spark of truth in their tiny brains. Yay.)

Probability breakdown:
Heart attack 33%
Cancer 33%
Alien Abduction 9%
Horrible Accident 6%
Loneliness 6%
Homicide 5%

There's no option for ascending to a transhuman state of consciousness, though. I wonder... will I be able to afford an AI duplicate by then? Better start saving.

The future will be a wonderful place to die...

 

[Angcuru]

dying sucks.

i wonder what lies beyond......

 

[CRGreathouse]

Life expectency 80 years; death probably from cancer (45%).

 

[Olive]

November 21, 2039
at the age of 63 years old.

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

Now that younger than i ant to be when I die...

 

[Chauzu]

January 8th, 2064
at the age of 78 years old.

On that day I will most likely die from Heart Attack (17%), Drowning (16%), or an Alien Abduction (14%).

Sadness.

...

*Goes back to searching for that bag of M&M's.*

 

[Olive]

(Coincidentally, today's my 22nd - a clear half century to put my affairs in order, should these peons somehow have a spark of truth in their tiny brains. Yay.)

Happy Birthday!