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*Whips out his Barrow Manilow collection and proceeds to slash Cthulu to pieces with his multiple "Barrow Manilow Greatest Hits (I-III)" albums*
Now join the Liberation!
Don't worry too much about the big C. I have it on good authority that his stomach can only hold 2 Huge, 4 Large, 8 Medium, or 16 Smaller or smaller-sized creatures at once.