[OT] They Fight Crime!

[Aaron L]

I'm sorry, this is just too cool.

He's a suicidal bohemian boxer with nothing left to lose. She's a sharp-shooting hip-hop queen of the dead with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

He's a genetically engineered skateboarding vampire hunter fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a cynical nymphomaniac bounty hunter with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!


He's a globe-trotting playboy stage actor who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a strong-willed psychic fairy princess living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

 

[Florin]

He's a maverick skateboarding shaman on his last day in the job. She's a blind insomniac barmaid with the power to see death. They fight crime!

This is too cool!

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

he's a notorious skateboarding astronuat who hides his scared face behind a mask. She's a supernatural bisexual femme fatal who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

 

[Goodsport]

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp He's a time-tossed flyboy firefighter fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a ditzy mutant museum curator from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

 

[Chuckwalla]

Okay, I'll bite.

He's a fiendish native American hairdresser plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a blind mutant journalist on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

He's a time-tossed coffee-fuelled gentleman spy on his last day in the job. She's a time-travelling goth mercenary who don't take no s*** from nobody. They fight crime!

He's a genetically engineered neurotic dog-catcher with a secret. She's a chain-smoking kleptomaniac research scientist who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

He's a genetically engineered neurotic dog-catcher with a secret. She's a chain-smoking kleptomaniac research scientist who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!


That last one's my favorite.

 

[Metheus]

He's a seven foot transvestite with an incurable foot fetish. She's a 10 year old Samoan ballet dancer who wears size 14 mens shoes. Together they fight crime.

He's a narcissistic pizza delivery driver on the run from the Yakuza. She's a displaced Eskimo gun moll trying to find her long lost brother that got sold to an international evil rugby squad. Together, they fight crime.

He's a xenophobic photographer with schizophrenic dilusions. She's a polka-dotted, screaching, nebulous figment of his imagination. Together, they fight crime (when not in therapy)

He's a throwback 70's style ghetto pimp working undercover for the secret government. She's a kung-fu fighting nun with a penchant for grabbing people's butts. Together they fight crime.

I love this game.

Just tried some of the ones that they provided. One of the first ones I got was the best:
He's an oversexed voodoo assassin haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a green-fingered red-headed museum curator in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

 

[Cugel]

He's a superhumanly strong zombie card sharp in drag. She's an elegant bisexual detective living on borrowed time. They fight crime!


Hehe, this rules

 

[med stud]

He's a narcissistic pizza delivery driver on the run from the Yakuza. She's a displaced Eskimo gun moll trying to find her long lost brother that got sold to an international evil rugby squad. Together, they fight crime.

LOL!!!

Here's some of "mine":

He's an uncontrollable one-eyed matador in a wheelchair. She's a ditzy nymphomaniac mercenary trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

He's a shy playboy senator gone bad. She's a violent paranoid opera singer with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

 

[Turlogh]

He's a shy day-dreaming librarian on the run. She's a pregnant red-headed schoolgirl with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

 

[der_kluge]

He's a fast talking ninja gangster who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a plucky kleptomaniac nun operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!


I got a chuckle from that one.