[OT] Things to do at ENWorld when you're bored
- Thread starter Darrin Drader
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megamania
Hero
Killer in Kalidnay
Someone is killing people and then consuming them (oh my!) within the city of Kalidnay. The politicians didn't care until a templar and a noble disappeared. One problem, each time a templar is in charge of solving this he/she ends up dead. Answer- get others to do it. This is where Jayde, Odten, Sorren, Tallask, Dukotti and Drinchek come into play.
Thus far they have many clues but few answers. Contacts have included a cursed seer, a sewer living dwarf and now it looks like there will be the first party death.
Oh Dukotti- to start a fight with a powerful templar....
Someone is killing people and then consuming them (oh my!) within the city of Kalidnay. The politicians didn't care until a templar and a noble disappeared. One problem, each time a templar is in charge of solving this he/she ends up dead. Answer- get others to do it. This is where Jayde, Odten, Sorren, Tallask, Dukotti and Drinchek come into play.
Thus far they have many clues but few answers. Contacts have included a cursed seer, a sewer living dwarf and now it looks like there will be the first party death.
Oh Dukotti- to start a fight with a powerful templar....
kuroshidaku
First Post
103: Correct the count in abovementioned destroyed number system 
megamania
Hero
Under a Darksun is a Story Hour done in Athas. It is about a 18ish old young man trying to get by but comes to learn he has a destiny to fill. What is it? He dosen't know but the mysterious pyreen seem to know. He made a mistake of trying to bump uglies with a hatful templar whom now will go to any length to kill him. He has hooked with a mage with too secrets whom thinks a series of drawings she has tell the future. Now they are running away from the city-state of Nibenay to see the Silent One in Salt View. Unknown to them, Keela (the earlier mentioned Templar) has hired a serious tracker to bring him in. One problem- the tracker is working for another templar looking to rid the world of Keela. Oh the politics of templarship in Darksun.
Darrin Drader
Explorer
104. Hijak a thread with a bunch of story hour stuff.
megamania
Hero
Planar Retrieval Agency is anything but serious. It is a Mike Hammer meets James Bond meets DnD Fantasy meets Sliders. Truely anything goes here.
The team involved is Coop whom is a back woods kid kidnapped by planar gangsters whom placed him in gladiatoral matches held in someone's lunchbox.
Kath is a bear whom thinks he is a druid (seems that way anyway) whom bites and claws all foes then orders drinks at a bar labeled "Talona's Favorite" as a chaser from a bar maiden riding a Tenser Floating Disk carrying a full bar.
Porsche is an aurad (Oathbound colorful cat person but from an alternate reality- she is quite ...open to the world..not haunty at all) She is strictly about the adventure.
Kenny Fortunate. Once had over 1 million EXP. However, he located a cursed ring that fixed that in a hurry. He is now the first target of any powerful foe with an auto hit (roll for crit). Good or bad...he regenerates from ANY injury. Most recent one- trampled by a Behir in a snow ladden once tropical world. "You Bast***! You killed Kenny!
and finally, Data Management Input (DM Input) a cyborg fairie whom talks about what is happening and why as if you (the viewers) are watching TV or the such.
It's a crazy multi-verse folks.
The team involved is Coop whom is a back woods kid kidnapped by planar gangsters whom placed him in gladiatoral matches held in someone's lunchbox.
Kath is a bear whom thinks he is a druid (seems that way anyway) whom bites and claws all foes then orders drinks at a bar labeled "Talona's Favorite" as a chaser from a bar maiden riding a Tenser Floating Disk carrying a full bar.
Porsche is an aurad (Oathbound colorful cat person but from an alternate reality- she is quite ...open to the world..not haunty at all) She is strictly about the adventure.
Kenny Fortunate. Once had over 1 million EXP. However, he located a cursed ring that fixed that in a hurry. He is now the first target of any powerful foe with an auto hit (roll for crit). Good or bad...he regenerates from ANY injury. Most recent one- trampled by a Behir in a snow ladden once tropical world. "You Bast***! You killed Kenny!
and finally, Data Management Input (DM Input) a cyborg fairie whom talks about what is happening and why as if you (the viewers) are watching TV or the such.
It's a crazy multi-verse folks.
MeepoTheMighty
First Post
106 - The cherry blossom appears before the badlands; dominates the onslaught of the fires!
107. Post a thread with the intention of someone saying, "Why don't you take that over to Nutkinland?"
108. Photoshop pictures of the mods and make them into an amusing comic.
109. Make references about Lidda being badly veiled kiddie porn.
110. Make references about Tordek being badly veiled kiddie porn.
111. Make references about Piratecat being badly veiled kitty porn.
112. Make up a story hour based on what your ideal campaign would be, complete with wonderful characters, emotions, and plots. Sob to yourself quietly afterwords.
113. Begin a rant on beef. Do not include "[OT]" in your topic header.
114. Remark on how much better the Forgotten Realms setting would be if only everyone was a pirate. Ideally do this in the middle of a completely unrelated thread.
115. Refute someone's house rule in the House Rules forum by using quantum mechanics to prove that their rule is implausable.
116. Hey, wouldn't Forgotten Realms be, like, so much better if they were all pirates? Like, Elminster could be like... Black-Elminster-Beard! And Drizzt would be, like, a mopey pirate with two cutlasses. And an eyepatch, because eyepatches are cool.
117. Give far too many ideas on this thread.
118. Take someone's post and copy it into yours. Do not type anything else. See if anyone thinks it is a double post.
108. Photoshop pictures of the mods and make them into an amusing comic.
109. Make references about Lidda being badly veiled kiddie porn.
110. Make references about Tordek being badly veiled kiddie porn.
111. Make references about Piratecat being badly veiled kitty porn.
112. Make up a story hour based on what your ideal campaign would be, complete with wonderful characters, emotions, and plots. Sob to yourself quietly afterwords.
113. Begin a rant on beef. Do not include "[OT]" in your topic header.
114. Remark on how much better the Forgotten Realms setting would be if only everyone was a pirate. Ideally do this in the middle of a completely unrelated thread.
115. Refute someone's house rule in the House Rules forum by using quantum mechanics to prove that their rule is implausable.
116. Hey, wouldn't Forgotten Realms be, like, so much better if they were all pirates? Like, Elminster could be like... Black-Elminster-Beard! And Drizzt would be, like, a mopey pirate with two cutlasses. And an eyepatch, because eyepatches are cool.
117. Give far too many ideas on this thread.
118. Take someone's post and copy it into yours. Do not type anything else. See if anyone thinks it is a double post.
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