[OT] Villain Supplies

[Mark Chance]

For all of your "Muahahaha!" needs.

 

[Buttercup]

LEARN MAGIC AND <s>THRILL</s> KILL YOUR FRIENDS!

Wish you had the power to control men's minds, reshape Creation like clay, and mold Reality to your whim? Then learn magic. No, not stupid parlor tricks, but the Dark Arts of Thaumaturgy, Sorcery, and Necromancy. Our EZ Magic Kit comes with real human-skull cup, birchwood wand, silver Satanic blade, thaumaturgical components*, cup trick, three foam balls, and instruction book. 30-day money-back guarantee.**

Price: US$495.00
*May include some but not all of the following: congealed baby's blood, unicorn horn, wormwood extract, monkey semen, nightingale liver, tiger's ocular jelly, bat wing, witch's dried menstrual blood, chalk made from the ground bones of virgins, parchment made from the skin of Christian babies, devil's horn, dried stag's penis, MSG, powder of Jesus' foreskin, Carpathian tomb soil, a leprous hand, and/or kosher salt.
**Guarantee void if Dr. Strange gets word of what you're up to.

Now how could any would-be spell caster resist that?

 

[Maitre Du Donjon]

This is insane. I love it.

Maitre D

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Now how could any would-be spell caster resist that?

Well...if they weren't so picky about Dr. Strange..I mean, the man's everywhere these days.