[OT] Vote for my .sig

[BiggusGeekus]

Boy. Usually I try to keep the table entries to the point. The backstory of the lists I try to keep to myself just to spare the boards from a 50+ line signature.

If you must know however:

Pitchfork +4 (122,320 gp)
Int: 14 (2)
Wis: 16 (3)
Cha: 5 (-3)
Ego: 25
Communication: speech and telepathy
Reading: all languages, and can read magic
Alignment: chaotic good
Languages:
common
gnoll
halfling
Purpose: defeat/slay arcane spellcasters
grants bearer free use of blind-fight
grants bearer free use of combat reflexes
'cure light wounds' (1d8+5) on self (1 per day)
'wall of force' (1 per day)
'telepathy' (100 ft. range) (2 per day)
'confusion' (DC 14) for 2d6 rounds on successful hit (when in pursuit of the item's special purpose)
'shield' on self (3 per day)

Oh. The standard commoner's pitchfork. Why didn't you say so? OK, they get my vote.

 

[KDLadage]

Any special properties on that pitchfork? The commoners will get my vote if it's a vorpal pitchfork.

Actually, it is a +5 Holy Brilliant Energy Dancing Vorpal Life-Stealing Avenger pitchfork. And sure, he is a Commoner 1... but he is multiclassed with 8 levels of Warrior, and 8 levels of Adept...

Otrygg
Challenge Rating: 14
Alignment: Neutral (true)
Race, Gender and Class: Human male Warrior-8 / Adept-8 / Commoner-1
Size: Medium (5 ft., 9 in. tall)
Hit Dice/Hit Points: 8d8+8 + 8d6+8 + 1d4+1; hp 83
Initiative: +6 (+2 Dex, +4 Improved initiative)
Speed: 30 ft.
Armor Class: 12 (+2 Dex)
Attack Modifiers: +16/+11/+6 melee or +14/+9/+4 ranged
Saving Throws: Fort +9, Ref +6, Will +11
Ability Scores: Str 19, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 14, Wis 16, Cha 10
Languages Spoken: Auran, Common, Undercommon.
Skill points: Warrior 55, Adept 40, Commoner 5
Skills:

• Appraise +5.5
• Bluff +2
• Climb +12
• Diplomacy +5.5
• Disable device +2.5
• Forgery +4
• Gather information +4
• Heal +3.5
• Hide +2
• Innuendo +8.5
• Jump +9
• Knowledge (agriculture) +12
• Knowledge (arcana) +11.5
• Knowledge (nature) +13
• Listen +3
• Move silently +2
• Profession +4
• Spot +3
• Swim +12.5
• Tumble +5

Feats:

• Blind-fight
• Craft magic arms and armor
• Dodge
• Improved initiative
• Point blank shot
• Silent spell
• Two-weapon fighting

Possessions: 77,004 gp in gear
Adept Spells Per Day: 3/4/3/1

 

[Someguy]

Actually, it is a +5 Holy Brilliant Energy Dancing Vorpal Life-Stealing Avenger pitchfork. And sure, he is a Commoner 1... but he is multiclassed with 8 levels of Warrior, and 8 levels of Adept...

Otrygg
Challenge Rating: 14
Alignment: Neutral (true)
Race, Gender and Class: Human male Warrior-8 / Adept-8 / Commoner-1
Size: Medium (5 ft., 9 in. tall)
Hit Dice/Hit Points: 8d8+8 + 8d6+8 + 1d4+1; hp 83
Initiative: +6 (+2 Dex, +4 Improved initiative)
Speed: 30 ft.
Armor Class: 12 (+2 Dex)
Attack Modifiers: +16/+11/+6 melee or +14/+9/+4 ranged
Saving Throws: Fort +9, Ref +6, Will +11
Ability Scores: Str 19, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 14, Wis 16, Cha 10
Languages Spoken: Auran, Common, Undercommon.
Skill points: Warrior 55, Adept 40, Commoner 5
Skills:

• Appraise +5.5
• Bluff +2
• Climb +12
• Diplomacy +5.5
• Disable device +2.5
• Forgery +4
• Gather information +4
• Heal +3.5
• Hide +2
• Innuendo +8.5
• Jump +9
• Knowledge (agriculture) +12
• Knowledge (arcana) +11.5
• Knowledge (nature) +13
• Listen +3
• Move silently +2
• Profession +4
• Spot +3
• Swim +12.5
• Tumble +5

Feats:

• Blind-fight
• Craft magic arms and armor
• Dodge
• Improved initiative
• Point blank shot
• Silent spell
• Two-weapon fighting

Possessions: 77,004 gp in gear
Adept Spells Per Day: 3/4/3/1

Ahh...the standard Town drunk

 

[Tsyr]

Commoners, although iconics was a close second...

Just can't beat a big unruley mob.

 

[CRGreathouse]

Ahh...the standard Town drunk

Only in Faerûn.

 

[Tsyr]

Dangit CRG, I was going to say that, but I was trying to be nice to FR.

 

[WanderingMonster]

Ahh...the standard Town drunk

Uh, No. The storm giants are the drunks. The commoners are angry. Of course the giants are mean drunks.

 

[Darkness]

Ahh...the standard Town drunk

Who - KDLadage (since he posted this) or the guy whose stats he posted?

 

[WanderingMonster]

Here are the winners! Thanks for voting!