I'm going to tell you something about myself. Something that may shatter whatever images you may have created for me in your minds. Something that, when you close your eyes and think of me, could redraw that beautiful mental avatar that you've created.
I'm fat. It's a sad truth, really, but it's the truth nonetheless. I've been fat all my life--literally since the day I was born. I've suffered all sorts of name-calling any bullying throughout my childhood because of it, but I still managed to grow to adulthood without killing anyone and without blaming my condition, or my treatment at the hands of other because of it, on the rest of the world. The other half of this sad truth: It's my own fault. I don't get too much exercise (read: none).
Anyway, long story short: After attempting what seems like every diet and exercise plan in the world, and failing, I've decided to follow in my lovely wife's footsteps and have some weight-loss surgery. She had hers a year ago, and looks and feels amazing.
And this whole post boils down to this: My surgery is tomorrow. I'll be out of pocket until Tuesday, when I should be home and sufficiently incapacitated to spend some time in front of the keyboard and get back into things. I *might* be able to check in, but I'm less than confident. Please, RP Kago for me while I am away.
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Kago has a skeleton key on the bottom of his right foot. Simply slam it against any locked door for immediate access. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
Kago will not run from a fight. He'll go to where he can do the most damage, whether that be the biggest enemy or the biggest group of enemies.
If When Kago heals Solace, he'll remind her that it's Gruumsh will that she lives, and maybe she should consider some tribute.
If Brinn needs healing... well, Raza has some spells I think.
If Stool needs healing, Kago needs lunch.
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