OZGate - or what they don't want you to know

[Shades of Eternity]

I decided to make my own conspiracy - OZGate - or what they don't want you to know.
Writer's note. This is completely tongue-in-cheek and shouldn't be taken too seriously.
It could also be used to fuel your games.
Part 1: OzGate: The Tornado Truth They Don't Want You to Know (Part 1)
Enjoy.

 

[el-remmen]

I remember thinking that a "good" conspiracy theory that I had never heard any profess was nuclear bomb truthers. Basically, the idea that since none have been dropped in our life time and only 2 were ever (purportedly) dropped for their actual use, that they don't actually exist and the idea of them is used to keep nations in line by a cabal of. . . someone. . . (Kind of in line with people who deny the moon landing or claim the earth is flat).

But of course, some quick internet sleuthing showed me that such people already exist. I should have known better. Sigh.

 

[Shades of Eternity]

yeah

I'm fully expecting this to become a scriptid. aka media that creates cryptids, but at least it is not based on institutional racism.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I notice no one here is talking about the fact that birds aren't real. Everyone here is clearly part of the conspiracy.

 

[Deset Gled]

I notice no one here is talking about the fact that birds aren't real. Everyone here is clearly part of the conspiracy.

Birds are real. I know because a big yellow one taught me how to read.

But Finland is a myth. Completely made up as a shelter for all sorts of financial and political ne'er-do-wells.

Also, as a person that has been labeled "colorblind", I have always been suspicious that indigo is just a fake color made up by Big Color to make more money off of rainbows. I keep telling people: it's a pigment of your imagination.

 

[Shades of Eternity]

<Looks at Crawling Birds, Macaws with the strength of an Ox, read birds, and especially the corvids of Oz>
I think we all wish that birds didn't exist knowing what they can do.