p-kitty: cause and effect

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some say piratecat ended up the way he did because his mother wasn't emotional or supportitive enough. having met the lady, i understand-

 

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some say his "complex" started when she would always emberass him on halloween-

 

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of course, some costumes were more emberassing than others-

 

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his mother was also a collector of, shall we say, odd antiques-

 

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but it wasn't just p-kitty. his sisters were also affected-

 

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KC says the spoiling didn't help either. like when he wanted a pet-

 

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of course, all that extravagence meant they had to skimp on housing-

 

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his dad was thrilled when the spoiled little man finally left the house-

 

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some of his phobias started early (he was never good with emchanical items)-

 

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for a brief while he tried to start a greeting card company.

let's just say hallmark wasn't threatened-