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Pathfinder 1E Paizo must die!!!

I did that, TC. And now there's this weird tree growing, oozing some sort of viscous orange, um, ooze....
 

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Was Paizo the company staffed by cannibals who hunger only for fresh human flesh and blood, who regularly feast on the entrails of customers & interns during the cold winter months?

Or perhaps I am thinking of a different 3rd party publisher.

Cheers, -- N
 

I did that, TC. And now there's this weird tree growing, oozing some sort of viscous orange, um, ooze....

Burn it! Burn it to the ground! Only solid prayer to Nyarlathotep, herald of the Mad One, can save you now! Ia! Ia!
 


Have you not gone out and bought every product Paizo ever published.

Foolish you!

Now get going, and do not miss a single one!!!
 


If Paizo didn't already own my soul, Wik, I might actually feel for you.....but since I am currently under the effects of a Maximized Heightened Paizo Domination Spell, I am incapable of emotional empathy......
 


Wait. Is that Nyarlo guy the one that only has one shoe?

...because that guy cracks me up.

Nah, you're thinking of Mylar-Hop, who moves about on one Nike tennis shoe.

We are the Paizo

Lower your books and surrender your RPG

We will add your add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own

Your campaign will adapt to service us

Resistance is futile
 


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