Paladins vs. Piracy

[AntiStateQuixote]

So, if my celestial, half-gold dragon, human paladin indiscriminately kills pirates in an effort to combat plummettng sales of 4th edition DnD material, which my secret source at WotC says will be available in PDF format next week, will this be a violation of his alignment/paladin's code or will the dinosaur-riding ninjas win anyway or does the outrageous price of aforementioned PDFs mean that clerics will be giving divinely-inspired PDFs away at no charge to underprivileged gamers everywhere while charging full price to the less economicaly challenged?

Thanks in advance for your help.

 

[Thanee]

That depends on whether they are Pirates™ or just copyright infringers.

Bye
Thanee

 

[William Ronald]

So, if my celestial, half-gold dragon, human paladin indiscriminately kills pirates in an effort to combat plummettng sales of 4th edition DnD material, which my secret source at WotC says will be available in PDF format next week, will this be a violation of his alignment/paladin's code or will the dinosaur-riding ninjas win anyway or does the outrageous price of aforementioned PDFs mean that clerics will be giving divinely-inspired PDFs away at no charge to underprivileged gamers everywhere while charging full price to the less economicaly challenged?

Thanks in advance for your help.

According to Ambassador Kosh: Yes!

 

[Turjan]

So, if my celestial, half-gold dragon, human paladin indiscriminately kills pirates in an effort to combat plummettng sales of 4th edition DnD material, which my secret source at WotC says will be available in PDF format next week, will this be a violation of his alignment/paladin's code or will the dinosaur-riding ninjas win anyway or does the outrageous price of aforementioned PDFs mean that clerics will be giving divinely-inspired PDFs away at no charge to underprivileged gamers everywhere while charging full price to the less economicaly challenged?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Of course, the ninjas will win, what else! Even with the stealth penalty due to the dinosaurs .

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Of course, the ninjas will win, what else! Even with the stealth penalty due to the dinosaurs .

Ninjas always win. They have Real Ultimate Power.

 

[Thanee]

Not against hippos.

Bye
Thanee

 

[Rystil Arden]

Not against hippos.

Bye
Thanee

Those dire hippos from Sandstorm are monsters. They came remarkably close to drowning to death a crazy Iajutsu Master who had managed to defeat a small army of opponents by himself without magic support

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Not against hippos.

Bye
Thanee

Happy ones?

Anyway, Ninjas are known to destroy whole fleets of pirate vessels, they have no problems with big fat animals.

 

[TheAuldGrump]

A true Cyberninja changes the watermark on a PDF to incriminate his enemies!

The Auld Grump

 

[Herobizkit]

d02 NiNJa KNoW No LiMiT!

Well, SoMeoNe had to say it.