Paladins vs. Piracy

[domino]

Of course, the ninjas will win, what else! Even with the stealth penalty due to the dinosaurs .

Unfortunately, no.

Don't forget, the effectiveness of ninjas is inversely proportional to their numbers compared to that of the enemy. One ninja can eviscerate an armor battalion before they know he's there.

But an army of ninjas goes down like a chump to an asthmatic 7th grader.

 

[Turjan]

Unfortunately, no.

Don't forget, the effectiveness of ninjas is inversely proportional to their numbers compared to that of the enemy. One ninja can eviscerate an armor battalion before they know he's there.

But an army of ninjas goes down like a chump to an asthmatic 7th grader.

Hmm... I haven't considered that. But who takes care of all those orphaned dinosaurs? Who?

 

[William Ronald]

Hmm... I haven't considered that. But who takes care of all those orphaned dinosaurs? Who?

Bjarney, the Purple Viking Beserker Dinosaur, who else?

 

[Corsair]

According to Ambassador Kosh: Yes!

Depends, which Kosh.


"Tell me Ambassador... how will this end?"


"In fire."

 

[Thanee]

Happy ones?

Totally sweet ones!

Bye
Thanee

 

[Chainsaw Mage]

That depends on whether they are Pirates™ or just copyright infringers.

Bye
Thanee

An excellent point.

Bye
Chainsaw Mage

 

[Jdvn1]

The space robots of legendary legendness are going to win, of course, and make their own system.

 

[Bront]

So, if my celestial, half-gold dragon, human paladin indiscriminately kills pirates in an effort to combat plummettng sales of 4th edition DnD material, which my secret source at WotC says will be available in PDF format next week, will this be a violation of his alignment/paladin's code or will the dinosaur-riding ninjas win anyway or does the outrageous price of aforementioned PDFs mean that clerics will be giving divinely-inspired PDFs away at no charge to underprivileged gamers everywhere while charging full price to the less economicaly challenged?

Thanks in advance for your help.

You spelled pie rats wrong.

 

[Kuld]

These pirates kill and maim for their own benefit. So, I say kill’em all and the dern lazy hippos too.
You won’t lose your paladinship; in fact the gods will endorse it!

But it’s extremely important that you remember: “All ya need is love”


Tis is what I get when I try to make a pot of coffee with out the coffee. Just plain hot water…

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Totally sweet ones!

Bye
Thanee

Ah. I thught you meant those

The space robots of legendary legendness are going to win, of course, and make their own system.

That depends. On whether someone has prepared Lvl. 3 Eroticism.