Voda Vosa
First Post
"My turn to speak tree-huger." Muzdum says to Johen, delivering a mighty pat on the druid's shoulder. "Ah' was on a tavern last night, drinkin' me ale and watchin' the lasses, ye know. Then, Ah' saw a group of humans, all serious, drinkin' water. WATER! So Ah' get there and shouted at them, they were disrespectin' the rest of the tavern drinkin' water. They seemed to be some kind of holy "Ah'-don't-know-what-crap". Two of them stood up, may be angry, Ah don't know, so Ah' broke his face with my fist, and kicked the other guy's ankle.
And Ah' don't have to say what happened then. Jars of ale flyin', chairs smashin' backs, people hittin' each other. Wonderful.
The thin' is that the city guards got there and arrested us all, not after exchangin' a few punches. So we had a nice sleep at the dungeons, and before Ah was to get out, Ah' heard a pair of ruffians speakin' 'bout me. They said somethin' about me been the "dwarf of silvergard" and 'bout the price the heads of the people who went to silvergard have. So Ah' sneak next to them and punched them hard, then took one of them from behind and threaten his with snapin' his neck.
They told me that there's a guy, called "Him" by them, that seems t be payin' good money fer our heads."
And Ah' don't have to say what happened then. Jars of ale flyin', chairs smashin' backs, people hittin' each other. Wonderful.
The thin' is that the city guards got there and arrested us all, not after exchangin' a few punches. So we had a nice sleep at the dungeons, and before Ah was to get out, Ah' heard a pair of ruffians speakin' 'bout me. They said somethin' about me been the "dwarf of silvergard" and 'bout the price the heads of the people who went to silvergard have. So Ah' sneak next to them and punched them hard, then took one of them from behind and threaten his with snapin' his neck.
They told me that there's a guy, called "Him" by them, that seems t be payin' good money fer our heads."