[personal] My barn door is open!

[hong]

Hey what is feces throwing monkey boy doing here?

Touch the feces, monkey boy!

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

I don't see what the big deal is, from what i've been told, in the south it's perfectly exeptable to carry on with the sheep. It's not like he covorting with the goats and chickens, now that would be wrong!

 

[MythandLore]

"I don't care if it's April Fools,

Christmas is still number one.

I don't care if it's almost June,

Christmas is much more fuuuuun.

I don't care if you think I'm a fool

I don't care about summer school!

I don't care what your momma says,

Christmas time is nee-ear!

I don't care what your daddy says

Christmas time is dee-ear!

All I know is that Santa's sleigh

Is making its way to the U. S. A.!"

http://www.quicktiger.net/sounds/SNL_MemDay_Song.rm

 

[Alhandra]

Auggggh! I can't change any titles at all; Eric never told me where the control panel is, that pervo sheep fancier! See if I buy HIM a nice Easter present....

What a surprise - Pcat reneged on an offer/promise.

We've never sen THAT before...

Piratecat - do you work hard at letting people down, or is this just something that comes naturally to you?
If excuses are like ***holes, than you must have some mightybig open ones to spare.

I think I'm going to spread the word amongst the faithful - you'll find your credit revoked, and your assets siezed by the lawful institutions quicker than you can say, "We'll start back on Monday."

 

[Marius Delphus]

I don't see what the big deal is, from what i've been told, in the south it's perfectly exeptable to carry on with the sheep. It's not like he covorting with the goats and chickens, now that would be wrong!

Speaking as someone transplanted into the South, I can say with confidence that, as stated, cavorting with the goats and chickens is indeed wrong. With goats and chickens one "learns 'em some lovin'" instead.

Sheep are preferred to, say, cows because they don't kick as hard. In fact certain sheep can be trained to purr reassuringly when one "carries on" with them. My information leads me to believe Xena outfits are an excellent training aid... so perhaps Eric is on the right track.

Leaving one's barn door open, on the other hand, is always a no-no. Such behavior is only *im*perfectly acceptable, and if caught at it... well, it hurts.