Peter Jackson is making Two Towers into a musical!

[Kai Lord]

DAMN YOU HASBRO!

 

[Henry]

LOL

And they poisoned all the ogres! And turned over all the flumphs!

And what about the children? WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???

 

[Ulrick]

So, will it be something like out of the cartoon "LotR?"

Where there's a wip...there's a way...
Where there's a wip....there's a way...
Where there's a wip...there's a way...

We don't wanna go to war today
But the lord of the lash says "nay nay nay"
We're gonna march all day all day all daaaaay
For where there's a wip there's way

Left Right

The crack on the back says we're gonna fight
We're gonna march all day and night and morrrre
For we are the slaves of the Dark Lord's Corp!

Left Right Left Right Left Right

Where there's wip...there's a way..."




Ulrick

 

[rounser]

It's a logical extension of the breakdancing done by Gandalf in Fellowship of the Ring. Besides, any fool could tell that Tolkien really wanted the trilogy done with musical numbers, just look at the amount of lyrics and verse in those books. The dancing muppets is just icing on the cake.

 

[Shadowdancer]

Yeah. I heard Gimli really rocks the mic this time out with that old school Dwarven rap. Dude's carving magic runes. Word.

Peace Out.

 

[Katerek]

Lord of the Rings II: Electric Boogaloo?

(sorry, somebody had to say it.)

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Where there's a wip...there's a way...
Where there's a wip....there's a way...
Where there's a wip...there's a way...

We don't wanna go to war today
But the lord of the lash says "nay nay nay"
We're gonna march all day all day all daaaaay
For where there's a wip there's way

....

It's got a groovy beat, but how will it go over on "American Bandstand"?

 

[Dr Midnight]

"Right, bend, left, bend, twinkle, TURN, smile, always smile... right ankle KICK, get ready, and... JAZZ HANDS!!"

 

[Leopold]

w3rd

 

[Umbran]

Still, I don't think the "Orcettes" are going to go over well at Radio City Music Hall...