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[PF] OOC: We be Goblins!


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Krug, that's fine but goblins in Golorian have a special hatred for dogs and horses. You certainly wouldn't want a reputation as a non-hater of dogs.

Even have songs about them.

The Horse Chant

Nasty breath and nasty feet
Trample goblins in the peat!

Big square teeth and he can fight
Kill a goblin with a bite!

Cannot kill him with brute force
O ho! How we hate the horse!

Sneaky sneaky in the stall
See him standing o so tall!

Pull his tail and twist his mane
See him spit and twist in pain!

Run and run! Scramble, race!
Lead him on a merry chase!

He not see the cliff at night
Goblins eat until daylight!

Tasty tasty meat of course!
O ho! How we love the horse!

-and-

The Dogslicer Song

Goblins need a blade to fight,
Scare the doggies with our might.
A rusty blade should do the trick,
Their mangy hides we mean to nick.

Into the trash we must dig,
To find a blade not too small or big.
Into the mounds we will dig deep,
Out with a blade we will creep.

A rusty blade to cut their hides,
Dig it deep into their sides.
Look at the mess that we have made,
With our fine new dogslicer blade.
 








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