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<blockquote data-quote="s@squ@tch" data-source="post: 3432478" data-attributes="member: 42885">Deric Moonbeam Wizard 2&nbsp; hp: 11/11Deric wakes up, mutters to himself,&quot;Man, I need to be more careful in what I snort off of a hooker's @ss in a bathroom stall.&nbsp; I could have sworn I was like a wizard dude -- in a warehouse with some people, and I was slittin' peoples throats and casting magic spells.&quot;He then gets up, showers, and puts on his Taco Bell uniform and drives into work.When he gets there, he notices his manager, Karl, is already waiting at the register drumming his fingers on the counter.&nbsp; Karl screams at Deric -- &quot;You were supposed to be here 2 hours ago!&nbsp; Whats the deal man?&nbsp; Don't make me fire you again!&quot;Deric just didn't need to be hassled by the man again today.&nbsp; His parents were already thinking of kicking him out of their basement again, for something not really his fault -- he can't control everyone who comes over to play Xbox with him.&nbsp; Just because the guy was plastered and walked into his parents bedroom, and slipped into bed with his mom...&nbsp; It wasn't like he was gonna do anything.. besides feel her up.&nbsp; They're just being crazy.So Deric sidestepped his manager, told him he was sorry for the mix-up -- he thought he was on the afternoon shift, and then took his spot near the tortillas.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="s@squ@tch, post: 3432478, member: 42885"] [b]Deric Moonbeam Wizard 2 hp: 11/11[/b] Deric wakes up, mutters to himself,"Man, I need to be more careful in what I snort off of a hooker's @ss in a bathroom stall. I could have sworn I was like a wizard dude -- in a warehouse with some people, and I was slittin' peoples throats and casting magic spells." He then gets up, showers, and puts on his Taco Bell uniform and drives into work. When he gets there, he notices his manager, Karl, is already waiting at the register drumming his fingers on the counter. Karl screams at Deric -- "You were supposed to be here 2 hours ago! Whats the deal man? Don't make me fire you again!" Deric just didn't need to be hassled by the man again today. His parents were already thinking of kicking him out of their basement again, for something not really his fault -- he can't control everyone who comes over to play Xbox with him. Just because the guy was plastered and walked into his parents bedroom, and slipped into bed with his mom... It wasn't like he was gonna do anything.. besides feel her up. They're just being crazy. So Deric sidestepped his manager, told him he was sorry for the mix-up -- he thought he was on the afternoon shift, and then took his spot near the tortillas. [/QUOTE]

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