[Phoenix Eye Finals!] Meowth Vs. Gustaf (Unofficial Match!)

[Rathan]

Stats and insults please and again either I or someone else will be along to judge.....

 

[Creamsteak]

(We've agreed to have this match as un-official as far as records are concerned.)

Gustaf

Red Belt-6
Blue Belt: Pure Spirit, Holy Warrior, Holy Day, Signature Style (Tiger)
Orange Belt: Mastery (Tiger), Master of Emotions, Chi Strike
Red Belt: Signature Style (Mantis), Purity of Focus, Redeeming Light
Item: None
Yen: 7

Record
10-0

"This is our final match in the tournament, and although it is not for our personal records, this will be a wonderfully challenging match for me. Let's see how we stack against each other, Oyuban."

I find your employer to be like unto a horror, your basement to be cursed, and your arm to be ignorable.

 

[reiella]

Meowth!

Oyuban(35-6) (17 yen)
Thug Dirty Tricks, Gang Member(Volcano), Signature Style ( Turtle )
Gang Boss Sneaky Tricks, Signature Location( Ocean ), Gang Member ( Island )
Gang Lord Signature Location ( Hells ), Dirty Tricks, Gang Member ( Heavens )
Warlord Signature Style (Claw), Poison Blade, Gang Member (Clouds)
Overlord Signature Location ( Sea ), Poison Blade, Overlord
Oyuban Signature Location ( Ricefields ), Poison Blade, Cunning Defense

Signature Style (Turtle)
Signature Location (Volcano )
Mastery (Turtle)
Item Gamera

Overlord locations: Dungeon, Paradise, Cavern, Plains, Swamp, Castle

Meowth! Reowth! And seeing as how Ariel has chosen to fail to show Team Rocket the respect it is due. *snap*

Charmander! FLAME CROSS! This fight is being taken over by the MeowthDraft Organization, and as such is not recogonized by the sniveling whelpy Record Keepers of the Ancient Masters.

The MeowthDraft Organization cannot and will not be held responsible for any damage, death, dismemberment that comes to any of the spectators, judges, or parties involved.

Meowth!

I find your nephew to be pampered, your kingdom to be junk-like, and your mojo to be dormant.

Overlord: Swamp

 

[Ciaran]

An old woman appears. She has a keen, almost maniacal gleam to her eye.

"Well then!" she says. "It seems that I'll be judging this tournament. So, you two will have to do some tasks for me on my farm. I'll judge you by how well you perform them and how much you can avoid ruining my farm. So, are you going to whine that you want a different judge, or are you ready to get working?"

 

[Rathan]

"I'm here you dirty little kitty!"

*Ariel steps forward from the shadows....*

"well well well... I see meowth has grown in power sense we last have met...and gustaf.. quite a winning streak you have there my fine light warrior.... I myself graced that path in my hayday.....well lets get to the insults shall we?"


"Ouch a dormant mojo is NO good at all Gustaf... Insults Meowth as much as I hate to give it to him...."


"And let me tell you both that:"

The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the shrine east of the Baths at Lo Xiang on the morning of the tiger.

 

[Creamsteak]

I find your brother to be ape-like, your shrine to be lewd, and your blocking to be helpless.

Pure Spirit

 

[reiella]

I find your friend to be dishonorable, your jade sky to be tiny, and your karma to be awful.

 

[Rathan]

"Yet again I have to give insults to the foul Cat...."


Insults Meowth

 

[reiella]

Meowth? Meowth?

What!?! Meowth won an insult round! Reoowth... Wow.

Meowth confused now.

Umm rerrr. Meowth?

7 Flag Speed Strategy (Player Gen)

<MechaMeowth> 1: The snake scourges the dungeon; shreds the kick of the insect! *yen*
<MechaMeowth> 2: The foot stands facing the village; brutally fends off the efforts of the storm! *yen*
<MechaMeowth> 3: The claw destroys the labyrinth; dodges the assailment of the star!
<MechaMeowth> 4: The claw rains upon the heavens; parries the kick of the mountain!
<MechaMeowth> 5: The willow moves upon the swamp; reduces the offensive of the wind!

[ Edit: Fixed < and > ]

 

[Creamsteak]

"So, kitty, let's see just how tough this Oyuban position is? What say you?"

<MechaMeowth> 1: The trident scourges the waterfall; parries the thrust of the abomination!
<MechaMeowth> 2: The spider rides close to the orchard; dodges the blood of the ice as it blocks the kick of the ice!
<MechaMeowth> 3: The ki-rin impales the vineyard; blocks the gaze of the sands!
<MechaMeowth> 4: The perfect west wind silences the temple; parts the punch of the sickle!
<MechaMeowth> 5: The speeding tsunami dodges below the forest; parries the foray of the field!