Phrases of Memories - Just before death!

[Cristian Andreu]

Players die. All the time. Lots of them actually seem predisposed to die, as if something in the cosmos was arranged in some mysterious way as to indicate that yes, they will die. But death does not have to be boring. In fact, a death can be quite profitable from a laughable point of view. And that is achieved through memorable phrases just before death. Let us have a look at them, I say!

1.- "I wonder what is this lever for..."

2.- "I have found no traps"

3.- "Since we are finished, I will take off my armor"

4.- "My Wish is to turn into (any inanimated object)!"

5.- "We actually did not need a cleric at all"

6.- "Bottoms up!"

7.- "Why has the torch's fire turned blue?"

8.- "What? No! I was not reading the module! Just looking at the pictures!"

9.- "I walk close to the lich and pickpocket him!"

10.- "Brak? What a stupid name for a barbarian"

11.- "This seems like a good place to camp"

12.- "I press the red button, then the blue one... no, wait!"

13.- "A red dragon? We are 1st level characters, so it must be an illusion! Attack!"

14.- "I'm a cleric. I can turn ALL undead!"

15.- "Ooh, a demon prince! If we kill it we get loads and loads of treasure and experience points!"

16.- "The DM would not allow them to kill us"

17.- "Bah, what a useless scroll. All it sais is Hastur, Hastur lots of times!"

18.- "Click? That came from my armor, didn't it?"

19.- "How much damage you say it did to me?!!"

20.- "I jump into the hole!"

21.- "Worry not. There is plenty of green jelly in this cell to keep us feeded for a year!"

22.- "What do you mean when saying '30-foot long lizard'?"

23.- "Very well, Odin, if you are not going to answer my please, I think I am going to tell you what I really think of you..."

24.- "Thank god, a hobgoblin camp! They will surely help us recover our wounds!"

25.- "I jump, and while I fall I activate my... what? Who do you say has my levitation ring?"

26.- "Me first, me first!"

27.- "A dinosaur? No problemo! Right group? Group?"

28.- "I am not dead yet, hah! I still got like... 5 hit points!"

29.- "Yes, yes, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points!"

30.- "Money!"

31.- "After all, perhaps Brak is not THAT bad"

32.- "Your mother was a gully dwarf!"

33.- "It would be stupid to place a trap here..."

34.- "If you didn't fart, who the hell did?"

35.- "Lolth? Who cares if that spider got a name? I'll kill it anyway!"

36.- "Woah! Naked nymphs!"

37.- (before a group of skeletons) "I drop to the ground and pretend I'm dead!"

38.- "A red WHAT is plunging from the sky spewing fire all over?!!"

39.- "An arrow in my forehead? I take it out and keep fighting!"

40.- "I will name my first son Brak!"

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Players die. All the time.

I don't know what kind of sicko game you're playing, but in mine it's mostly the characters dying.

And this is as on-topic as you can get. Why did you post in OT?

And just to not be a total snark:

41.-"Big pulsating black orb, huh? I'LL TOUCH IT!"

 

[Angcuru]

42. "HA! I rolled a 1! BEAT THAT!"