Pielorinho broke the boards!

[HellHound]

Thanks Henry. Your words of wisdom are closely guarded and of invaluable help.

Really.

Invaluable.

Absolutely.

No value at all.



Congrats, Daniel, on the crown of authority, AND on gaining access to the death ray finally.

 

[Pielorinho]

You see?

Oh, I do, I do! I was frankly confused by that post, since I hadn't used my death ray on Knight Otu. I forgot that all moderators got one. Duh!

Daniel

 

[Knight Otu]

Oh, I do, I do! I was frankly confused by that post, since I hadn't used my death ray on Knight Otu. I forgot that all moderators got one. Duh!

Then I wonder who did it.

I mean, do you have an idea how hard it is to type when you're nothing but a pile of ashes?

 

[Creamsteak]

*whistling innocently*

 

[Knight Otu]

*wonders if Creamsteaks whistling means anything*
*decides that this is not the case*
*wonders if being reduced to ashes did anything to his judgment*
*decides that this is not the case*

 

[Hypersmurf]

I forgot that all moderators got one.

Supposedly.

They keep promising mine is due any day now, and cite problems with 'bureaucratic inefficiencies', and 'misfiled requisition forms', and 'security clearance inconsistencies'.

Six bloody months, I've been waiting

-Hyp.

 

[Angcuru]

Hi, guys! Sorry about breaking the boards; I was experimenting with my newfound power, trying to figure out how to turn the software into a nefarious tool for evil, through which I can track down my enemies and remotely target them with my satellite death-ray, and I think I messed something up.

What, you didn't get the satellite death-ray manual that comes with the moderating job? I thought that was standard!

 

[Hypersmurf]

What, you didn't get the satellite death-ray manual that comes with the moderating job? I thought that was standard!

More bureaucratic nonsense.

All moderators get a death ray (eventually!), but the manual is for admins only.

The rest of us have to figure the things out through trial-and-error, which can be a bit dangerous. 'swhy Nemmerle always wears that full black face mask and breathes funny.

-Hyp.

 

[Creamsteak]

They didn't give me mine. I built mine during grade-school. You have no idea how often I have to pull this thing up though. Those bioderms definitely don't like me...

See, at first I just test fired out into random space, mostly in the direction of a very distant planet. Apparently, that planet "just so happened to be" habited. And after destroying a large portion of their arrable land, they just won't leave me alone.

 

[Hypersmurf]

See, at first I just test fired out into random space, mostly in the direction of a very distant planet. Apparently, that planet "just so happened to be" habited. And after destroying a large portion of their arrable land, they just won't leave me alone.

This... is the voice... of the Mysterons.

We know that you can hear us, Creamsteak. You will pay for your unprovoked attack on our Martian complex. Our revenge will be slow, but nonetheless effective.

-Hyp.